A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a
moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often
vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-
Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free
time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of
Nancy because she
beat him in a 1v1!”