moiety

State of being half, part.

His moiety was well obvious

by Larstait November 15, 2003

Moisty

A female version of an erection.

A moist vulva that has been sexually aroused.

Sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they're on the prowl looking for sex or available for sex.

Stephen turned me on so much I now have a moisty.

by Jazpur September 30, 2012

Moisty Jorts

A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.

- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.

“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”

“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”

by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019

Moxiety

Another ship made by the Thomas Sanders fandom
this ship contains Thomas Mortality (Patton) and Thomas Anxiety (Virgil)

its really wholesome and super cute

My friend: *texts me at 1:30AM* MOXIETY IS SO CUTTEEEE
Me: *responds* IKR?!

by kaboom boom July 23, 2019

moisty

a chick who a guy finds really attractive.
a chick who is hot and wet hot

fuck man, did you see that chick last night at the party, she was a moisty

by ally456 February 26, 2009

get your moisty out

Slang for "show us your vagina."

Aka drop a flap, show us your vag, show us your axe wound.

Hey sluts, get your moisty out!

by getyourmoistyout November 8, 2010

tight moisty

A very young good looking girl that you want to have (sex) with, in hopes that she is very tight and moist.

Yo matt, we got a tight moisty spotting at our 10 o clock.

by TM specialist September 25, 2006