moditerranean

Any design element that has both a Modern and Mediterranean aesthetic.

“This sleek, modern building has the tile work, archways, and centralized courtyard of a Mediterranean structure, making it a Moditerranean design.”

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels July 28, 2012

mediterranean back

A back injury faked for the purpose of obtaining worker's compensation or time off work on full pay. Italian migrants to Australia following WW 2 were notorious for suffering from this disease.

He's bludging, only got mediterranean back.

by milano88 January 27, 2009

Mediterranean leg tits

slang for testicles, because they can be tan and hairy

Oh christ I was just kicked in the mediterranean leg tits!

by FernandioMustachio April 21, 2010

Mediterranean Penis

A long and spicy sausage that is able to be received by the children of christ.

Robert Coomer, Prepare to receive my cum spliced Mediterranean Penis, OOHH OHHHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH owo

by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson May 23, 2020

Mediterranean Hammock

When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.

After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.

by KSLeo June 7, 2020

Mediterranean Broom

A method of removing leaves and debris from driveways, footpaths etc. using a garden hose. Favoured by older Italian and Greek men in the western suburbs of Sydney.

Despite water restrictions being enforced, Stavros cleaned up his conrete front yard with the Mediterranean Broom.

by Daveyyyy10 December 6, 2011

mediterranean meat hook

When a girl is riding her guy, he takes his index finger and shapes it into a hook. He then inserts it into her anus and lifts her up off of him.

Last night I gave your mom a mediterranean meat hook.

by Razor Train March 10, 2009