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Mockdive 

Vaginal penetration by use of one's head, which is usually shaved or bald to minimize friction and to make for a cleaner entrance.
Give Mr. Clean a bottle of KY, and that nigger can mockdive any bitch.
Mockdive by Gershim June 21, 2009

cockative 

–adjective

1. inclined to speak excessively in an embarrassingly awkwardly over-assertive manner.
2. speaking in a manner which suggests that the speaker lacks physical endowment or intelligence by overcompensating with faux-confident rhetoric.
3. to illustrate an egotistical weakness through expressing false confidence
(see "desperate cry for help")
Oh yeah, that nitwit cocked my ear off.

Although he wore small shoes, he sure was cockative.

Was she on meth, or just generally cockative?
cockative by koax June 28, 2009

Mockavelli 

(N.) When Jeffrey "Too Sweet" Atkins tries to imitate the late, great Tupac Shakur. Also See Ja "faggot to the tenth power" Rule.
You Mockavelli! Get Yo' Own Idea- Some dude off of D12 in the anti-Ja Rule song, 'Do-Re-Mi.'
Mockavelli by G-Union May 19, 2003

Mockature 

Verb. A mocking tone or expression of ridicule that is usually taken with a close friend or loved one or when dealing with an activity that they have done that is incredibly stupid. Also, the joint deriding of others for doing or saying something that is extremely dim-witted.
Do I sense mockature in your (sarcastic) tone...?
Mockature by Mychelle C. April 29, 2005

Emockative

Provoked to give a mockable emotional response.
He said stuff that made him emockative.
Emockative by gaybelline October 20, 2010

Mocktivist 

A mock activist. Mocktivists can either be performative activists who don’t actually hold said opinion or people who do hold said opinion, but only use it to try and be morally and intellectually superior as opposed to teaching others.
“Gabby is such a mocktivist. She loves to post about social issues but does not do anything about them.”

“That mocktivist likes to talk down to others instead of teach them.”
Mocktivist by Thecheeselady March 18, 2021
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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