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Unfortunate looking, irritating, virgin for ever
Spencer is such a moblem
moblem by Karrie Lobe April 29, 2021
Words you can keep
An alternative spelling for muslim and pronounced the same as muslim.

The 'o' in moslem is pronounced the same as it is in words like 'woman' and 'bosom'.

Moslem was the preferred spelling until the first half of the 20th century
Moslem and muslim are pronounced the same way; upon hearing either word you wouldn't know they were spelt differently.
moslem by Hairy Pot-Herb December 19, 2020
Related Words
moblem moleman Mobley Moleman United Molemate Molemo moslem mblem mobem moble

Hans Moleman 

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.
Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."

Moleman United 

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.
The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

WeeMad Mobley 

The superior, ultimate form of the human being known as Narin. This form has unlimited levels of supa sex and has unparalleled abilities to the entire JoJo universe. Nobody can withstand this mans charisma once he catches your eye~
(He's also TikTok famous)
I'm sick of Crying, Tired of trying, Yeah I'm smiling, But inside I'm... WeeMad Mobley
WeeMad Mobley by KuroVargas December 7, 2020
When using your mobile phone as a modem to surf away on the internet with your laptop.
Can the iPhone 3G be used as a mobem?
mobem by A83 June 27, 2008
A Mobley is an extraordinary guy! He is a very genuine person with many great traits. He is a very sweet person he loves life and is always there to help someone in need. He is very loyal and will stick with you till the end. If you are fortunate enough to have one as a boyfriend hold on to him because his heart is worth the world. He will stay faithful to you and give you the world. You will never be able to leave him alone. He will never give you a dull moment. He is super affectionate and easy to love. If you are the one for him you will know it because he will treat you like a queen. And to you automatically you can tell he is a perfect man all together and is worth your all.
Mobley is amazing in every way!
Mobley by nascarfanman June 3, 2014
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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