moslem 

An alternative spelling for muslim and pronounced the same as muslim.

The 'o' in moslem is pronounced the same as it is in words like 'woman' and 'bosom'.

Moslem was the preferred spelling until the first half of the 20th century

Moslem and muslim are pronounced the same way; upon hearing either word you wouldn't know they were spelt differently.

moslem by Hairy Pot-Herb December 19, 2020

moslem 

A very handsome guy with alot of attitude.

Moslem got alot of friends and like to hangout and have alot of fun.

Hate im or love him, you decide he don't care.
that person there is so cool.

yeah, he's is such a Moslem

moslem by THE:Master December 13, 2017

Hans Moleman 

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.

Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."

Hans Moleman by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

Moleman United 

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.

The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

Moleman United by John Duckworth July 21, 2008

lacey mosley 

The totally, awesome talented singer of the band Flyleaf.

Throughout her earlier years, she was an outspoken atheist. At age ten, she began dabbling in drugs, and at thirteen fell into it even worse. "I was trying to figure out who I was and anything to separate me from my family, or to separate me from my situation at home was good to me," Mosley said. "It was like a warzone going home."

When she was fourteen years old, she received a bass guitar for Christmas and began playing Nirvana and Green Day songs with her brother who played guitar.

At sixteen, Mosley was kicked out of her home after a fight with her mother involving the police, and moved to Gulfport, Mississippi to live with her grandparents. There she attended high school and joined a band that was in need of a bass player. She went on to sing for the band, and picked up guitar so she could write her own songs.

During that same year, she went through bouts of depression and had suicidal tendencies. "I lost my boyfriend, I lost my brothers and sisters that I watched every day, and I lost my drugs that I did. I really felt like that was the end," she said. "So I decided to kill myself the next day." After her grandmother forced her to go to church, Mosley experienced something supernatural that brought her to God. "My life totally changed after that."

"I used to be in a really negative band, and that seemed to almost fuel my emptiness because that's what the songs were about." After a while, she quit the band and began playing by herself.

After visiting her mother in Arlington, she formed a new band and ended up staying in the town rather than returning to Mississippi. Eventually, they disbanded and Mosley moved to Temple, Texas where she met drummer James Culpepper. They began writing songs with Lacey on guitar as they searched for a bass player. Eventually, Jared Hartmann and Sameer Bhattacharya called Lacey and asked if she would like to audition for their band, Sporos. She ended up not getting the spot.

Later on, Sporos broke up, and Jared and Sameer joined James and Lacey in a band called Listen. They went through two bass players before they found Pat Seals and became Passerby. In June of 2004, the band changed their name to Flyleaf.

(courtesy wikipedia)

She grew up in my neighborhood and is a legend in herself among us.

Sadly, many poseurs see "I'm so sick" on MTV and immediately adopt flyleaf as the "BEST BAND EVER!LYK OMG!!1!!1"

MTV: Here is flyleaf, I'm so sick, which we have always been playing flyleaf, we are totally punk rock, 'cuz we play miss murder and Wingsof a butterfly.... Yeah.... Rock on..Lacey Mosley will be in our studio this friday, everyone knows she loves MTV.

Me: *Slowly pulls out knife*

lacey mosley by Ailidh July 7, 2006

The Xander Mosley Effect 

When, in a desperate bid for the slightest shred of attention, one attempts to emulate Ben Shapiro in every way, while appropriately remaining as ignorant as possible. Common signs include sharing PragerU and Turning Point USA videos, as well as complaining about cancel culture or political correctness. The subject may also exhibit extreme disdain to LGBTQ+ people for existing, or coat themselves in Trump merchandise as a defensive mechanism to sidestep the societal requirement to develop a personality. The term applies doubly so when one is gay until the second that Donald J. Trump is sworn into office. Derived from the name of conservative thinker/writer and professional dipshit Xander Mosley.

Wait, so you're saying Jacob was gay until Trump took office and now he said he was straight on Louder with Crowder? Sounds like that guy's got a serious case of the Xander Mosley Effect.

The Xander Mosley Effect by VicePresidentWalterMondale February 14, 2021

lacy mosley 

the incredibly hot and excellent lead singer in the band flylef from temple, texas.

jennifer: what is hot?
jackie: why lacey mosley of course!
jennifer: wow, i never knew that.

lacy mosley by ocfangurl March 17, 2005