mblem 

A team of adventitious kids that live in the mountains to enjoying nature in every extreme way they know of.

did you hear what those mblem kids did at breck last week?...

mblem by .:.MbleM.:. September 8, 2007

Hans Moleman 

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.

Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."

Hans Moleman by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

Malemudas 

A pair of flooding jeans snipped into cut-offs by a dude. Malemudas are considered too long to be bermudas, but too short to be deemed capris. Malemudas are commonly worn by male baristas, musicians, hipsters, men with unisex names, or any combination of these.

Jessica: See that barista over there?

Ariel: Which one?

Jessica: The hipster with the soul patch and the malemudas.

Ariel: Yeah. His name is probably Kelley. And he probably plays bass.

Malemudas by DariaMorgendorffer January 4, 2013

mlem 

Mlem: (adjective) the sound affect it makes when a tongue exits and re-enters the mouth.

ex: the cat mlem'd all day

mlem by Macrofez December 8, 2015

Moleman United 

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.

The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

Moleman United by John Duckworth July 21, 2008

Julius Malema 

A huge ape-like creature who possesses an affinity for tenders, nationalisation and singing. The word Julius Malema, however, is used to describe an act of public stupidity that is cause of deep embarrassment.

>Did you see Sally last night, she got drunk and flashed everyone. Dave took a photo and now its all over the internet.

>Oh my God that is so Julius Malema

Julius Malema by Black Label 217 August 22, 2011

malemodelcel 

An incel that is a male model

dude , check out that malemodelcel over there

malemodelcel by Epicmanguydude March 1, 2021