moan-i 

a moani is a large voluptuous guidette who intends to screw up the lives of everyone. moan-i's are flat chested (and hairy), abnoxious, and ostracized. no one likes these creatures, for they disgust mankind

holy shit, did you see that moan-i run by?
yeah, i thought that was the gorilla that got loose

moan-i by jessmooomoo December 24, 2009

I-moan 

In Texas, it means "I'm going to".

The sentence "I'm going to go to the store" in Texas is said, I-moan go to the store.

I-moan by Txsecededave July 26, 2014

Moanic 

A moanic is a white dog turd. Many tend to be crusty and sun bleached. A monic is the unicorn of poops. In fact many people collect them when stumbling upon them.
A moanic could also be the white part of a bird turd.

Guy 1: Woah what is that?

Guy 2: that’s a moanic!!! You should take it, that’s a once in lifetime find!!!

Moanic by TheOG_McNasty January 24, 2019

Moaning 

Something you DONT want to here coming from your parents bedroom ...

“What all that moaning about?” “Why are you moaning so loud”

Moaning by Bybybyby July 14, 2019

Moaning kink 

A desire to moaning sounds made during sex, or made with a flirting purpose.

"Man, I don't know why but I found it hot when she moaned at me."
"You got a moaning kink too?"
"Probably."

Moaning kink by why am i here again October 31, 2021

Moaning 

Moaning is that noise that someone would make while having sex. Usually in porn and often used by immature kids who think it`s funny but it`s really just annoying. Sex doesn`t always have to have moaning though, cuz that will usually ]wake] all your neighbors up.

*moaning*
Mike: Where the fuck is that moaning coming from?
*moaning*
Mike: Oh, Noah is probably just watching porn again.

Moaning by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 4, 2020

Moaning Tomer 

When two men face opposite ends of a room and slowly back into each other until their asses lightly touch. It is imperative that no eye contact is made.

See also: Whispering Jim

Those guys totally changed the mood of the party when they decided to start a Moaning Tomer.

Moaning Tomer by bizzolt October 11, 2011