1 definition by jessmooomoo

a moani is a large voluptuous guidette who intends to screw up the lives of everyone. moan-i's are flat chested (and hairy), abnoxious, and ostracized. no one likes these creatures, for they disgust mankind
holy shit, did you see that moan-i run by?
yeah, i thought that was the gorilla that got loose
by jessmooomoo December 25, 2009
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