An assemblage of items that are loosely related. Generally considered to be nearly random in composition. The items grouped together are often odd, uncommon, greatly varied, and/or represent nearly every conceivable combination imaginable.

I ordered a packet of wildflower seeds. It was a "duke's mixture" of flowering plants. There were 45 different kinds of seeds in it, and the only thing they had in common was that they all bloomed.

duke's mixture by GaPawn July 25, 2009

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Taiwanese Moisturizer

Waking up to semen on the hand cause you be night jerkin the salty sailors down south. Then smearing the spunk all over the skin.

"How is your skin so soft?"

"Taiwanese Moisturizer helps,"
"OKAY!"

Taiwanese Moisturizer by FaggotinaHat March 16, 2019

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micturient

- Adjective

Having the urge or need to urinate.

Actually a terribly useful word for telling people in a polite/sophisticated way that you need to have a piss.

{ < L. "micturire" To have the urge to urinate }

1.
Brb, all these beers have suddenly got me feeling micturient

2.
In regards to your scheduled health checkup sir, may we now collect your urine sample?
Not just yet thankyou, I’ll let you know when I'm micturient

micturient by Charlemagne1993 July 19, 2016

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