moisturizerer 

n. one who applies moisturizer

you are a good moisturizerer. you got moisturizer everywhere.

moisturizerer by erizzie January 4, 2008

Taiwanese Moisturizer 

Waking up to semen on the hand cause you be night jerkin the salty sailors down south. Then smearing the spunk all over the skin.

"How is your skin so soft?"

"Taiwanese Moisturizer helps,"
"OKAY!"

Taiwanese Moisturizer by FaggotinaHat March 16, 2019

Moisturizer 

A substance that is used to hydrate skin (especially the face) that comes in a cream, gel, or oil. Good if used after cleansing, or when the air is dry.

Selina: "EW! Your face is fucking disgusting, it's like flaking everywhere!"

Anna: "=( I know, I need to use more moisturizer..."

Moisturizer by Anna! =) December 1, 2009

moisturizer 

n. Storm large enough to flood one's basement, innundate the streets etc. Useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc.

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Better take everything out of your basement and move your car to higher ground. There's going to be a moisturizer tomorrow.

Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.

moisturizer by gnostic1 November 9, 2012

midnight moisturizer 

you jerk off into a sleeping or passed out girls hand, then tickle her nose with a feather, then she proceeds to wipe her face with her seaman filled hand

Last night Nicole got hammered and passed out, so Chris gave her the midnight moisturizer. She woke up in the morning and looked like a glazed doughnut.

midnight moisturizer by Sean A. Collins December 27, 2007

manayunk moisturizer

the large amount of semen left on a bar skank after the man has pulled out and ejaculated all over her back or chest. this semen is then rubbed into the skin while attempting to wipe it off; thus leaving a moisturized feeling

brotato: Hey man, did you end up slaying that River Rat last night?

bro: Yeah dude. She came back to my place and I gave her some Manayunk moisturizer on her back after I fucked her from behind.

brotato: haha. skank!

manayunk moisturizer by king j$ July 26, 2010

beard moisturizer 

Female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing

She rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed

beard moisturizer by KingTrice June 13, 2017