mitchnet

Weak internet signal. So slow and lagging it causes buffering and lost connections

All they have in this county is mitchnet. My wife uses the WiFi at the Dairy Queen in town.

by Pool Guy 89 April 5, 2021

Mitchnutro

A Mitchnutro is an ejaculation from a male penis that is equal to or greater than 2 fluid ounces(59ml) in volume.

Next time you decide to mitchnutro on me could you aim for my chest instead of my eyes? Is it in my hair? It is isn't it? You mitchnutro'd in my hair that I just had styled 3 hours ago, next time your jacking off an hour before we have sex. Nobody can mitchnutro twice in a day can they?

by SenorSauce April 23, 2021

Mitchness

1. The state of being Mitch. i.e. Mitchness

2. The person (proper). i.e. The Mitchness

The Mitchness will be at the bar with all his girls, let's go!

by Life and Times of Brian June 15, 2010

Mitchetarian

A diet that excludes dairy, red meat, and most starches, including potatoes.

Please ensure that the menu selection provides Mitchetarian options for Mitch.

by bigmeetch7 November 18, 2020

mitchete

A huge dick man who adores conspiracies, cock and crypto. He is extremely loud and is obsessed with a girl named Katharine. A future trillionare but has a car on finance as he doesn't like paying bills. He is the next Hugh hefner although his promiscuous ways will make her look like a Virgin

Mitchete is at home watch CCC

by K. Alpha November 23, 2021