mitchete

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A huge dick man who adores conspiracies, cock and crypto. He is extremely loud and is obsessed with a girl named Katharine. A future trillionare but has a car on finance as he doesn't like paying bills. He is the next Hugh hefner although his promiscuous ways will make her look like a Virgin

Mitchete is at home watch CCC

mitchete by K. Alpha November 23, 2021

Words you can keep

mitchele

mitchele:also known as a dumb fucking horse.Mitchele is usually morman and has a freak of a cock.Mitchele loves to usually steal shit and jerk off his freak cock while he takes a shit.mitchele is also the worst person to sneak out with cause his horsey ass is soo fucking loud.

hey mitchele,your a fucking horse.nay nay give me some ice cream.

mitchele by sillymando June 23, 2009

Related Words

mitchete • mitchele • mitchener • Mitchese • Mitchetarian • Mitch tech

mitchener

A person that plays in their own shit. They like to sit on windshields and smear their shit all over them and then slide down them face first while yelling "bonsai".

This guy is so sick, he's a Mitchener!

mitchener by C00L GY August 16, 2017

Mitchese

Unintelligible mumbling used as a language by mitchells

Mitch "dsfksglisodifjkshfll"
Ryan "What in the fuck are you trying to say?"
Ben "He's just speaking Mitchese again, no one can understand it"

Mitchese by dirtymitch May 26, 2014

mitchele

the most smart fearless gift from God and very nice

mitchele is very nice

mitchele by nubeee May 8, 2020

Mitchetarian

A diet that excludes dairy, red meat, and most starches, including potatoes.

Please ensure that the menu selection provides Mitchetarian options for Mitch.

Mitchetarian by bigmeetch7 November 18, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026