mitchete

A huge dick man who adores conspiracies, cock and crypto. He is extremely loud and is obsessed with a girl named Katharine. A future trillionare but has a car on finance as he doesn't like paying bills. He is the next Hugh hefner although his promiscuous ways will make her look like a Virgin

Mitchete is at home watch CCC

by K. Alpha November 23, 2021

mitchele

mitchele:also known as a dumb fucking horse.Mitchele is usually morman and has a freak of a cock.Mitchele loves to usually steal shit and jerk off his freak cock while he takes a shit.mitchele is also the worst person to sneak out with cause his horsey ass is soo fucking loud.

hey mitchele,your a fucking horse.nay nay give me some ice cream.

by sillymando June 23, 2009

mitchener

A person that plays in their own shit. They like to sit on windshields and smear their shit all over them and then slide down them face first while yelling "bonsai".

This guy is so sick, he's a Mitchener!

by C00L GY August 16, 2017

Mitchese

Unintelligible mumbling used as a language by mitchells

Mitch "dsfksglisodifjkshfll"
Ryan "What in the fuck are you trying to say?"
Ben "He's just speaking Mitchese again, no one can understand it"

by dirtymitch May 26, 2014

mitchele

the most smart fearless gift from God and very nice

mitchele is very nice

by nubeee May 8, 2020

Mitchetarian

A diet that excludes dairy, red meat, and most starches, including potatoes.

Please ensure that the menu selection provides Mitchetarian options for Mitch.

by bigmeetch7 November 18, 2020