Mitchness 

1. The state of being Mitch. i.e. Mitchness

2. The person (proper). i.e. The Mitchness

The Mitchness will be at the bar with all his girls, let's go!

Mitchness by Life and Times of Brian June 15, 2010

muchness 

The innocence and imagination that appears in the hearts of young children. As the children grow older, they become more mature, and gain responsibilities. They lose their muchness.

You used to be much more..."muchier." You've lost your muchness.

muchness by Lost My Muchness March 9, 2010

Bitchness 

1. The act of showing extra tenderness towards a subject that is not that serious. 2. Ranting and raving about something when it should just be forgotten. 3. Allowing what others think do or feel to control what you think do or feel. 4. Being super sensitive when things don't go your way. 5. Starting things and not being able to handle it when it doesn't flow your way.

Bitchness is taking over the room!

Bitchness by BoTipFiaJelz January 25, 2011

much over muchness 

A misinterpretation of the phrase "much of a muchness".

Person 1: Do you prefer the red or the crimson colour?

Person 2: Either one, it's much over muchness.

Person 1: Uh... I think you mean 'much of a muchness'.

Person 2: That's what I said.

Person 1: No, it's "of a" not "over" - subtle difference. Next you'll say "would of" instead of "would've" or "would have".

much over muchness by schlub April 25, 2010

mitchussy

When a guy named Mitch or Mitchell has the juiciest ussy/gooch ever!!

*staring at mitchell’s gooch*
“damnnn i wanna tap that mitchussy”

mitchussy by Gertrude Aka Trudy February 8, 2022

Mitness protection program 

An unannounced but deliberate strategy in a presidential campaign, notably that of Republican candidate Mitt Romney, to stay in the background raising money and seeking endorsements, while avoiding engagement with the voters.

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is, currently, pursuing a Mitness Protection Program.

Mitness protection program by neurophius August 4, 2011

Bitchness 

The level of bitch-like behavior involved in, or pertaining to, being someone's bitch.

My old lady's Bitchness level is really high because she knows she better be barefoot and in the kitchen fixing my dinner.

Bitchness by Chauvinist February 21, 2011