mistymeanor 

A non-felony-level crime of "fogging" to avoid responsibility, culpability, etc.

Political officials are notorious for their vague word-choices, evasive answers, waffling behavior, etc. when faced with embarrassing/controversial questions or conflict-of-interest situations; too bad they are very seldom convicted of said mistymeanors.

mistymeanor by QuacksO December 20, 2019

Wiener Misdemeanor 

A code name for masturbation by a male.


For Example:

(Travis comes out of the bathroom.)

Jacob: Man you were in there for like 15 minutes...

Travis: Yeah I was committing a wiener misdemeanor.

Wiener Misdemeanor by TFJM December 16, 2008

Petty Misdemeanor 

A Petty Misdemeanor is the lowest class of Civil Offense. It is not a crime, and thus is not technically classified as breaking the law.

It generally results from breaking a City Ordinance, such as illegal parking, letting your dog off a leash in a leash required area, or a very minor shoplifting offense.

Petty Misdemeanors, in terms of severity, are below Misdemeanors, which are below crimes. Petty Misdemeanors, by law, cannot require jail time and any fines imposed shall not exceed $300.

Ordinances are passed by cities, since cities cannot technically enact laws. Many ordinances are total bullshit. For example, in Chicago, 'exceedingly hideous people may not appear in public.' Or in Hillsboro, Oregon, 'your horse cannot ride in the back seat of your car.'

See Coaster Ordinance Loony Law

Jason: "That prudish police officer just issued him a citation for shoplifting a candy bar."

Mike: "Only a single candy bar, who stops someone for that?! What a douchebag!"

Jason: "Yeah, but it's probably just a petty misdemeanor"


David of Chicago: "Woah, check out that fuck ugly woman over there."

Pat: "I hope the cops give her a ticket for being so fuck ugly, she shouldn't be showing her face to the public."

Petty Misdemeanor by The Fascist Marxist February 27, 2009

Misdemeanor Murder

a term coined by New Orleans inner city residents, to describe the murderers who are only held in jail for 60 days or so and then released due to the Police Departments’ inability to process or preserve crime scene evidence due to the the cities over burdened justice system.

Josh went to jail for 30 days for misdemeanor murder.

Misdemeanor Murder by mattdoesntdrink March 5, 2007

Misdemeanor 

The nickname of the singer, Missy Elliott. The actual meaning of "misdemeanor" is "a minor crime", ain't slang.

Tha Misdemeanor on da show!

Misdemeanor by Fangsta December 14, 2003

misdemeanor 

(noun) A minor wrongdoing.

Did you hear about the guy that swore in public? He was fined $2,000 for his misdemeanor.

misdemeanor by MBite April 3, 2021

misdemeanor boner 

an erection that has no apparent cause and appears at random; inconvienent times

Jack: "what that in your pants!?"

Tom: "oh no dont worry, its just a misdemeanor boner."

misdemeanor boner by YaMuffinBoi December 12, 2011