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Disgruntled pirate 

to ejaculate in ones eye and thier reaction is to put their hand over the eye and scream "YAR!!!!!";

See Pookey-Tim
"She was going down on me and I pulled out and gave her the disgruntled pirate"

Disgruntled Engineer 

A person who claims to be a mad scientist, but is actually better at inventing things. Usually derogatory in the scientific community.
Have you heard of Dr. Insano, the famous mad scientist?

Nah, he's not a mad scientist, just a disgruntled engineer. He doesn't even use proper testing methods!
Disgruntled Engineer by Xeretsym February 7, 2010

derriere disgruntled

The fancy way of saying butthurt.
Gina got all derriere disgruntled because Matt didn't ask her to the dance.

disgruntled 

A person who is in a state of unhappiness; usually unhappy with their current lifestyle. Can also represent an individualwho generally thinks everything sucks. Note the elderly woman reading a newspaper in Queen's 'I Want to Break Free' video for a clear example.
disgruntled by freddie January 5, 2005

Disgruntled Rhinoceros 

The act of putting a strap on dildo to your forehead and engaging in rough anal sex with said strap on dildo.
Dude 1: "Dude my ass hurts so much!!"

Dude 2: "Why?"

Dude 1: "My girlfriend gave me the Disgruntled Rhinoceros last night"

Dude 2: "Damn, how did she talk you into that?"

Dude 1: "She promised she would let me do a Jamaican Pile Driver"

Dude 2: "So worth it"

Disgruntled Goat 

An extremely short-lived character on Itchy and Scratchy segments on the long-running animated sitcom, the Simpsons.
Remember when Disgruntled Goat was on Itchy and Scratchy? He was with many other hilarious characters!
Disgruntled Goat by Seshie January 9, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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