When a man is making love to a woman and fails to properly insert his penis into the vagina and either misses entirely or inserts his penis into her rectum.
Can occur when one or both participants are drunk.
Ex. 1
Girl: Yes, put it in! Give it to me!
Guy: God I am so drunk...
Girl: it doesn't matter! GIVE IT TO ME!
Guy: okay, okay.
Girl: *screams* No not there!
Guy: Sorry, totally miscunted.
Ex.2
Guy1: Dude, how'd it go with Mindy?
Guy2: man I totally miscunted
Guy1: really? Did she freak?
Guy2: no way - she loved it!
Guy1: Miscunt for the win!
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.