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miserabilist 

noun
1. a person who appears to enjoy being depressed, esp a performer of or listener to gloomy music
adjective
2. of, resembling, or likely to be enjoyed by a miserabilist or miserabilists
Chris and Joe love listening to The Smiths, they're proper miserabilists
miserabilist by MorrisseyIsAGod January 7, 2017
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miserablist 

Someone who appears to obsess and gloat over gloomy matters.

One who has looked life directly in the face and lived.

A person who can just about cope with reality and finds himself on a mission to wake other people up to what he thinks is going on around them.

A person whose default position to any statement by persons claiming authority is one of scepticism or outright disbelief.
Miserablist Larkin loved his mum and dad after all.
miserablist by genericwaz January 18, 2010

Miserablism 

A mental disorder or belief system rooted in societal blame or bigotry for one’s own short comings or failures. “Miserablism” uses demoralization, shame, guilt and legal persuasion in order to force others to accept, adapt, glorify and celebrate the created misery or failed reality of the miserablist.
Suffering from miserablism, Alex often cried foul and blamed others when he got a bad grade, didn’t get picked for the team or couldn’t land a part time job. Although Alex never studied, never worked out and couldn’t pass a drug test he blamed the teachers, the coaches and employers of being bigots and had them all fired.

miserability 

(noun) poor visibility during miserable weather.
While driving into the whiteout during the snowstorm I exclaimed "This sure is some miserability!"
miserability by NOrefX January 22, 2014

Miserablest 

To be unhappy with size of penis
tommy commited suicide as he couldn't handle just how small his penis was as he was the miserablest... (twas small)
Miserablest by 123abc!@# December 30, 2010

miserability

the art of being miserable
her miserability in this marriage was the bane of my existence
miserability by Black Fiasco January 16, 2026
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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