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milsplaining

milsplaining (blend word ‘military’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a squaddie) to comment on or explain something to #civvy in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"
It is total bravado based on a rigid hierarchy where people have to do exactly as you tell them even if you are an utter knob. Civvies don’t give a shit about rank & will tell you to poke it.
I’m not #milsplaining you thick Civvy twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking other military around. I have zero knowledge of real world but if I shout & point, you will have to do what I say!
milsplaining by Bumsnorkler December 4, 2019
Related Words
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East Mims 

East Mims is an area in Mims that has it's hood parts, yet you still get preachers and uptown gangstas coming out of there.
East Mims be right below Res and above Titusville ( Lil City) in Florida on the Space Coast.. we flyin high wit NASA out here.

a lot the area here is woods and swamps and groves. we got the river, it border us da whole east side. folks be out there sippin sweet tea or a lil purple or sumthin jus chillin. some folks be old school an keep chickens and some still follow the old ways Yoruba/or Lucumi religion and all dat.
mad people is poor, yet despite the struggle many still make it.

east mims borders on the res area, yet there no problems. crackheads vs methheads and ain't nobody on either side want neither of them.
we do got dense woods yet we got good fishing spots. ryde or die wit tha dirtbikes out there and 4 wheelin'

we break bread with others and have outdoor parties in the summer. you always see folks outside chillin and ya'll wave to one another.
It is a rural area where everybody know one another.
where uptown homie from? oh, he from east mims

i'ma go catch the last bus from lil city to hit up my cousins in east mims

i got a crush on dat hot girl from east mims she got yoruba values
East Mims by King1ce4life June 11, 2013
An endangered but unprotected species. Unique and rare, very few are left in this galaxy.

Normally recognized by the bewilderd facial expression, the uncontrollable need to consume various alcoholic beverages and a secret love for the night and anarchy in general.

Be cautious when encountering these creatures. Avoid eyecontact, make no sudden movements, and don't - repeat; do not - ask for it's opinion. They are highly unpredictable in their behaviour.
" a) You heared the news? A Misp has been caught in the wild! Now they will try to let it mate in a controlled environment.

b) Good! Finally some effort to keep them from extinction! "
Misp by Spartan Law Online April 11, 2009

Momsplain 

mom·splain
(of a mom) explain (something) to (typically) a solo dad, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
The woman at the grocery store momsplained screentime to me through the entire checkout line.
Momsplain by Lutra Tata March 29, 2017

Momspreading 

Can be seen in any public space, usually on buses or other place people like to sit down. Very similar to manspreading, but involves bags and other things carried by mothers to care for their little darlings, usually in excess.
I would really like to sit down, but that bitch has a serious momspreading situation going on there.
Momspreading by Butch March 15, 2015

Mispleature 

The american version of the German word "Schadenfreude". The experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles, failures, or humiliation of another
I am relieved that others feel the same mispleature as me when I see people fall.