Misplaced 

1.To place something,where nobody can find it.

2.To put something in the wrong position.

1.I have misplaced the remote control,and cannot find it.

2.No,no,no,you've misplaced the sheet.

Misplaced by Toa Pohatu February 3, 2017

Misplaced 

1.To lose track of

2.Mass distribution of meaningless merchandise.

1.I misplaced my battery.
2.I would like to buy that Misplaced t-shirt, because i listen to them ALL the time.

Misplaced by Misplaced Skate May 18, 2005

misplaced 

a euphemism used to hide the truth and avoid responsibility

Blumenthal didn't repeatedly lie about serving in Vietnam, -it's just a matter of "a few misplaced words."

Paul's belief in not one, that if acted upon, would deny basic civil rights to every American, -it's just that "his philosophy is misplaced in these times."

It's not the destruction of the earth's fragile ecosystem by millions of gallons spewing petrochemicals, -it's just a misplaced natural resource.

"I did not have sex with that woman," -it was just a misplaced penis.

misplaced by apluck May 24, 2010

Misplaced Jewel 

When a girl is for the most part unattractive, but has one body part that not only is redeeming, but breathtakingly amazing. For instance, a girl looks amazing from behind with a perfect ass, but turns around, revealing a hideous face or flat chest. Similar to butterface, but not limited to body vs. face. The name refers to the arousing part not belonging, just like a precious jewel that has been placed on the wrong body.

Also not to be confused with fat chick tits.

"I was checking out this chick's ass, but then she turned around and she was nasty. Her ass was a misplaced jewel."

Misplaced Jewel by Shott April 21, 2009

Misplaced Mojo

Seeing someone else's attractive partner or spouse, and thinking you could give them more pleasure then they've already got.

first guy> See that hot redhead dancing with that stiff? She'd be having more fun dancing with me!
second guy> Misplaced Mojo, dude, you know their engaged.

Misplaced Mojo by rubber turtle September 17, 2010

misplaced attraction 

being attracted to someone because they remind you of someone else that you were/are attracted to.

I'm totally hot for the girl Julie who sits in the next cube over from me at work. I hardly know her, but she reminds me of my old girlfriend who is a hottie! I guess you could say I have misplaced attraction for her.

misplaced attraction by Julie-n-Dave July 16, 2010

Misplaced Pensioner 

A game for multiple people where one person takes a confused OAP and leaves them somewhere random. It's up to the others to find the Pensioner before they starve to death.

Steve: How's your grandad?
Dave: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time

Misplaced Pensioner by IDrinkAndKnowThings June 21, 2023