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milsplaining

milsplaining (blend word ‘military’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a squaddie) to comment on or explain something to #civvy in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"
It is total bravado based on a rigid hierarchy where people have to do exactly as you tell them even if you are an utter knob. Civvies don’t give a shit about rank & will tell you to poke it.
I’m not #milsplaining you thick Civvy twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking other military around. I have zero knowledge of real world but if I shout & point, you will have to do what I say!
milsplaining by Bumsnorkler December 4, 2019
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Milfaphilia 

A sexual disorder where you are overly infatuated with a mother. Similar to pedophilia, but with older women. Also known as Cougarphilia.
I am sorry Mr. Washington, but it appears that you have the sexual disorder known as Milfaphilia.
Milfaphilia by C.M. Royale June 22, 2016

missappropriate 

Missappropriate is the state of feeling an appropriate sense of missing someone. When you don't see-- or talk to-- someone for which you have fondness, connection, strong feelings, and deep bond, you Missappropriate them.

Not to be confused with misappropriate, which is to wrongly use funds designated for one purpose for another purpose, usually for ill gain.
Example:
Rachel: I miss Douglas. I love him and enjoy his company, but now I hardly ever see him.

Alan: that's completely Missappropriate, you love him and you feel bonded to him.
missappropriate by Belch Queen March 13, 2018

Missapee 

Missapee is when you walk past a toilet then 10 minutes later you think you should have went in because you need a pee.

Could also be used in conjunction to Missapoop
Damn I just Missapee

Dude thats totally Flipahotapoles
Missapee by Robberz January 10, 2009

misappeared 

The failier of something or someone to arrive, show up, manifest, is misplaced or missing.
My logical thought process simply misappeared when asked why I was not in class yesterday. I guess I misappeared!?!The result of my misappearance left a big red "F" in the grade book.

MillsApparatus 

1. A racist, or any other close-minded bigot.

2. Horrible music and or a horrible musician.
1. That swastika loving skinhead is a total MillsApparatus.

2. Justin Bieber is really churning out some MillsApparatus.
MillsApparatus by Krowness June 17, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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