misappear

When a person or thing arrives or appears at the wrong time.

I made sure that I had the right date and time because I didn't want to misappear like the last time I was invited to a party at their place and I arrived a whole week early!

by mastacurtis October 13, 2011

Misappear

A toddler word to describe when something is misplaced/disappeared and cannot be found.

I wanted to sleep with my teddy but it misappeared.

by AxeMan September 11, 2025

disappeareted

A portmanteau of disappeared and deleted.

Woah! My teammate just got disappeareted!

by Cynthia <3 December 7, 2016

Disappearing Ass Syndrome

A progressive wasting syndrome of the gluteal muscles most commonly seen in aging white men, considered to be a combined result of both advanced age and disuse atrophy.

Yeah, you bet this Disappearing Ass Syndrome messes with my motorcycle ride.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 23, 2020

misappeared

The failier of something or someone to arrive, show up, manifest, is misplaced or missing.

My logical thought process simply misappeared when asked why I was not in class yesterday. I guess I misappeared!?!The result of my misappearance left a big red "F" in the grade book.

by Doris Wilbury - Misappearance Specialist March 4, 2008

Nigger Disappear

An occurance involing an individual of negro, or miscegenated, heritage vanishing at a time in which something needs to be done or witnessed(by the nigger not present). Often confused with Slack Ass, occurances are usually symptomatic of Nigger Mortis.

Tyrone pulled a Nigger Disappear for the results of Shanika's, LaQueefa's, Yolanda's, Ja'Mika's and De Shawna's paternity tests.

by TMan44 September 9, 2005

disappeared

To be taken away by spooks within the government such as the CIA or FBI and either secretly killed or taken to one of the secret underground prisons operated by them.

"When we last saw Jim he was attending some anti-war rally. That was 2 weeks ago. I think the government disappeared him."

by G.S.S September 8, 2007