milftarded 

A milf who proclaims herself as such, usually on a T-shirt she's wearing, but forgets to change the "I" for a "Y" and essentially states that she'd like to fuck herself.

Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.

That mother of five is so milftarded - it takes more than a T-shirt to be hot!

milftarded by nifer September 10, 2006

milftard 

A MILF (Hot, older mom), who is somewhat lacking in the department of brains.

"Wow, his mom's hot"
"Yeah, but she's a milftard"

milftard by ArKiver July 27, 2007

Millwarded 

Absolutely bolloxed, mashed up and in a bit of a mess

Dan was proper Millwarded last night!

Millwarded by The Crunchie One August 6, 2017

MIRtarded 

When you claim to be innocent, and you're ACTUALLY a giant cum guzzling queen.

Man, that whole ass group, pretty MIRtarded.

MIRtarded by Nunyobizness June 18, 2023

miketarded 

when you're name is mike and you are completely retarded. You manage to spell simple words wrong and you don't understand things until they are explained to you slowly, but everyone still loves you.

Mike: "I really don't get what you mean!"

Friend: "You're miketarded!"

miketarded by highlandboy April 10, 2012

MITarded 

Of, related to, or regarding the moronic and atypical activity that occurs with complete unremarkably at Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Bassmaster: Ay, you here about that Professor at MIT who was selling weed?
Sunshine: Yeah dude, that guy was freaking MITarded...

MITarded by Chapel Heights January 18, 2011

Militarded

Thinking that the military is useful, when all it is is a lot of guys running around shooting and raping people. they like to kill innocent people, and are ignorant and below the common knowledge level.

Johnny: This is some good home made pizza.
Bob: I'd rather eat some rations.
Johnny: Will you please shut up about the military for 5 minutes? God, you are militarded.

Militarded by MRpopeXXX March 27, 2009