Definitions by nifer

milftarded 

A milf who proclaims herself as such, usually on a T-shirt she's wearing, but forgets to change the "I" for a "Y" and essentially states that she'd like to fuck herself.

Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.

That mother of five is so milftarded - it takes more than a T-shirt to be hot!

milftarded by nifer September 10, 2006

tater pimp 

A boy who makes up terms for crude sex acts he never has - and likely never will - perform on a woman.

Can also be used to describe a boy who makes it a point to know the definitions of all these terms so that he appears to know more about sex or be more sexually experienced than his peers.

When I overheard him talking to his friends about giving her a dirty sanchez and a paczki on the same night, I knew he was nothing but a tater pimp.

tater pimp by nifer September 9, 2006

delicious ape 

When one freezes a rather long length of poo and later does someone with it.

Have you tried the delicious ape?

delicious ape by Nifer May 22, 2006

poopapalooza 

1) Pooping frequently in a short amount of time.

2) Large amounts of poop in a confined space or area.

1) That burrito was a ticket to my own poopapalooza.

2) Dang, brother - pick up after your dog. Your backyard is a poopapalooza.

poopapalooza by nifer April 21, 2006

fuzzy peach 

when a guy goes down on a girl, but she hasn't kept up with her downstairs maintainance in a while, so his taste buds gets scraped off by her stubble

Man, my girlfriend really gave me the fuzzy peach last night.

fuzzy peach by Nifer April 8, 2006

GEEKING 

Overly excited about a simple thing; excited about something that most people would not find exciting.

I'm totally geeking that I won that bean grinder on eBay.

GEEKING by nifer July 9, 2003