miketarded 

when you're name is mike and you are completely retarded. You manage to spell simple words wrong and you don't understand things until they are explained to you slowly, but everyone still loves you.

Mike: "I really don't get what you mean!"

Friend: "You're miketarded!"

miketarded by highlandboy April 10, 2012

MIRtarded 

When you claim to be innocent, and you're ACTUALLY a giant cum guzzling queen.

Man, that whole ass group, pretty MIRtarded.

MIRtarded by Nunyobizness June 18, 2023

Rentally Metarded

Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to mean someone who isn't retarded, but acts like it.

Dang, that kid just forgot his shoes. He's rentally metarded.

Rentally Metarded by Jizzle B. January 12, 2006

milftarded 

A milf who proclaims herself as such, usually on a T-shirt she's wearing, but forgets to change the "I" for a "Y" and essentially states that she'd like to fuck herself.

Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.

That mother of five is so milftarded - it takes more than a T-shirt to be hot!

milftarded by nifer September 10, 2006

Metarded 

The inability to efficiently utilize the Washington Metro, mainly due to unfamiliarity with mass transit systems.

Examples of Metarded including riding the travel several stops in the wrong direction, switching trains at the Arlington Cemetery stop, and frequently missing,"doors closing, step back," by 30 seconds or less.

Metarded by Mrpresident1776 April 11, 2012

MITarded 

Of, related to, or regarding the moronic and atypical activity that occurs with complete unremarkably at Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Bassmaster: Ay, you here about that Professor at MIT who was selling weed?
Sunshine: Yeah dude, that guy was freaking MITarded...

MITarded by Chapel Heights January 18, 2011

Metarded 

acknowledgeing your own idiocracy.

I am sooooo metarded for forgetting my birthday when ther is a party in my name

Metarded by Exiene July 12, 2012