ArKiver's definitions

apisstuated

Needing to urinate.

History:

11:53 * quaff wonders why there are words like hungry and tired but not ones for things like "has to piss"

11:54 <ArKiver> pee-ridden

11:56 <quaff> that doesn't seem right, but I can't think of anything better

11:56 <ArKiver> apisstuated

11:59 <quaff> that could work, though it's formal sounding

11:59 <quaff> "I'm apisstuated, therefore I'm going to go urinate."

I'm apisstuated, therefore I'm going to go urinate.

by ArKiver January 12, 2008

Aspisstuation Station

A urinal, a restroom, an aspisstuary

"I'm apisstuated, therefore I'm going to go the aspisstuation station."

by ArKiver January 12, 2008

poogranite

If you don't get it now, you never will. Poogranite just IS.

You are such a poogranite.
Why is this poogranite all over the internet ?

by ArKiver January 23, 2004

milftard

A MILF (Hot, older mom), who is somewhat lacking in the department of brains.

"Wow, his mom's hot"
"Yeah, but she's a milftard"

by ArKiver July 27, 2007