ArKiver's definitions

apisstuated

Needing to urinate.

History:

11:53 * quaff wonders why there are words like hungry and tired but not ones for things like "has to piss"

11:54 <ArKiver> pee-ridden

11:56 <quaff> that doesn't seem right, but I can't think of anything better

11:56 <ArKiver> apisstuated

11:59 <quaff> that could work, though it's formal sounding

11:59 <quaff> "I'm apisstuated, therefore I'm going to go urinate."

I'm apisstuated, therefore I'm going to go urinate.

by ArKiver January 12, 2008

milftard

A MILF (Hot, older mom), who is somewhat lacking in the department of brains.

"Wow, his mom's hot"
"Yeah, but she's a milftard"

by ArKiver July 27, 2007

poogranite

If you don't get it now, you never will. Poogranite just IS.

You are such a poogranite.
Why is this poogranite all over the internet ?

by ArKiver January 23, 2004

Aspisstuation Station

A urinal, a restroom, an aspisstuary

"I'm apisstuated, therefore I'm going to go the aspisstuation station."

by ArKiver January 12, 2008