Millwarded
Millwarded by The Crunchie One August 6, 2017
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milftarded
A milf who proclaims herself as such, usually on a T-shirt she's wearing, but forgets to change the "I" for a "Y" and essentially states that she'd like to fuck herself.
Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.
Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.
milftarded by nifer September 10, 2006
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millward
General term of abuse.
Synonymous with 'Gaylord', 'Shortarse' or 'Tubby Bitch'.
One who is mocked by his colleagues and barely tolerated by his superiors.
A sausage jockey.
Synonymous with 'Gaylord', 'Shortarse' or 'Tubby Bitch'.
One who is mocked by his colleagues and barely tolerated by his superiors.
A sausage jockey.
1. "Hey dwarf-boy, you look like a complete Millward".
2. "He left the pub at 7.30" "Sounds a bit Millward to me..."
2. "He left the pub at 7.30" "Sounds a bit Millward to me..."
millward by Friends of Millward June 13, 2005
Millarde Tard
A Millarde Tard m'lärd tärd is a person who automatically thinks someone is bad or has ill intentions simply because of one's wealth.
What a millarde tard, he doesn't even know him and he's already accusing the millionaire neighbor of being part of some terrorist organization.
Millarde Tard by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021
millward
the sweat secreted by the left bollock during gay anal sex. This can only be seen on the 23rd of every month. The right bollock secretes berty which is a substance used to unblock drains
millward by Bertrude Millward 3rd April 26, 2005
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