Millwarded

Absolutely bolloxed, mashed up and in a bit of a mess

Dan was proper Millwarded last night!

by The Crunchie One August 6, 2017

milftarded

A milf who proclaims herself as such, usually on a T-shirt she's wearing, but forgets to change the "I" for a "Y" and essentially states that she'd like to fuck herself.

Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.

That mother of five is so milftarded - it takes more than a T-shirt to be hot!

by nifer September 10, 2006

millward

General term of abuse.
Synonymous with 'Gaylord', 'Shortarse' or 'Tubby Bitch'.
One who is mocked by his colleagues and barely tolerated by his superiors.
A sausage jockey.

1. "Hey dwarf-boy, you look like a complete Millward".

2. "He left the pub at 7.30" "Sounds a bit Millward to me..."

by Friends of Millward June 13, 2005

Millarde Tard

A Millarde Tard m'lärd tärd is a person who automatically thinks someone is bad or has ill intentions simply because of one's wealth.

What a millarde tard, he doesn't even know him and he's already accusing the millionaire neighbor of being part of some terrorist organization.

by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021

millward

the sweat secreted by the left bollock during gay anal sex. This can only be seen on the 23rd of every month. The right bollock secretes berty which is a substance used to unblock drains

gosh berty ur parted hair smells of millward-or is it berty

by Bertrude Millward 3rd April 26, 2005

Millward

One who likes licking and/or collecting the sweat secreted from the nadsack of rodents

Oh god he's such a millward!

by Sibley December 16, 2008

millward

hes a great mate, always funny.

millwards a legend

by david king September 19, 2003