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milfriend 

A single mother with whom you have an intimate relationship.
My milfriend and I rocked the sheets last night.
milfriend by KidDanger May 5, 2009
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McFriend 

Not as good as a real friend but you use one from time to time to fill a need.
Not someone you would ahng out with long term, a temporary solution to boredom/loneliness.
Someone you pick up when you need them and go without when you dont.
Can be applied to same-sex and opposite sex relationships, of the platonic or sexual nature.
In most cases the nature of the McFriendship goes one way, with one person being the consumer and the other the provider.
the person you email when bored at work because you know they will reply

the person you hook up with at the end of a night in town because they are there and you didnt pick up anyone else

cara: hey beth do you wana go out tonight?
beth: sure
cara: can you drive? i have no money
beth: you are such a user am i just a mcfriend to you??

adam: did you hook up with beth again last night? do you like her or something?
jimmy: nah shes just my mcfriend
McFriend by B* October 31, 2006
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myfriendpassedout 

A website that posts user submitted pictures of people who are asleep and the funny tricks their friends do to them.
Dude, You passed out last night and I drew a boob on your cheek, I'm sending the picture to myfriendpassedout.com
myfriendpassedout by Molly MoFo November 4, 2009
"oh theres milfred!"
"shes such a nice person."
milfred by dazai church January 11, 2021

Mxfriend 

Someone's girlfriend or boyfriend who uses the they/them pronouns.
Boy 1: Oh, who's this one over here
Boy 2: That's my Mxfriend, Lilly
Mxfriend by Dr3amM3me December 2, 2021

misfriend 

To accidentally make a friend request on a social networking site. Usually it is for someone you don't actually want to be a friend with.
I misfriended someone I didn't know on Facebook.
misfriend by JwanCarlos January 14, 2009

Manfriend 

A male significant other that possesses a higher level of maturity than the typical "boyfriend". It is usually a term used by women that have very high standards in a relationship and do not have the patience to tolerate immature bullshit.
"Is Julie still dating whats-his-face?"
"Nah dude, she upgraded to a Manfriend."

"Wow that is one classy fellow....definitely Manfriend material."
Manfriend by jkulaga February 9, 2010
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