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Maidfriend- As part of a heterosexual relationship, a female valued only for her abilities to maintain household duties the male is unwilling to perform himself out of inability or laziness, often associated with lack of attachment by the male

After my last girl left me, I was hungry and out of clean clothes. I'm not ready to settle down, might need a new maidfriend

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milfriend

A single mother with whom you have an intimate relationship.

My milfriend and I rocked the sheets last night.

milfriend by KidDanger May 5, 2009

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misfriend

To accidentally make a friend request on a social networking site. Usually it is for someone you don't actually want to be a friend with.

I misfriended someone I didn't know on Facebook.

misfriend by JwanCarlos January 14, 2009

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Manfriend

A male significant other that possesses a higher level of maturity than the typical "boyfriend". It is usually a term used by women that have very high standards in a relationship and do not have the patience to tolerate immature bullshit.

"Is Julie still dating whats-his-face?"
"Nah dude, she upgraded to a Manfriend."

"Wow that is one classy fellow....definitely Manfriend material."

Manfriend by jkulaga February 9, 2010

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Pseudo Manfriend

Someone a girl continuously has sex with, but you do not consider yourselves in any sort of relationship. "Friends with benefits," possibly minus the "friends" part. No strings attached, a purely sexual relationship. Pseudo meaning not real, manfriend because girls like men, not boys.

I'm so drunk, I'm going to call my pseudo manfriend tonight to see if he wants to hang out.

I haven't gotten laid in forever, I miss my pseudo manfriend, the sex was so good.

Pseudo Manfriend by Bulie Jern March 10, 2013

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manfriendly

When one man shows emotion or kindness towards another man in a non-gay manor.

Speaker 1 - I really miss seeing you man.
Speaker 2 - That was a really manfriendly thing to say.

manfriendly by Adam Sharky March 8, 2009

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Manfriend

A guy you are not dateing and is not your boyfriend but is more then just a friend. You both act like you're in a relationship but it is not official.

"are they dateing?"
"no thats manfriend"

"who's that guy she's with?"
"That's her new manfriend"

Manfriend by Unicorn of the sea February 21, 2011

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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