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McFriend
Not as good as a real friend but you use one from time to time to fill a need.
Not someone you would ahng out with long term, a temporary solution to boredom/loneliness.
Someone you pick up when you need them and go without when you dont.
Can be applied to same-sex and opposite sex relationships, of the platonic or sexual nature.
In most cases the nature of the McFriendship goes one way, with one person being the consumer and the other the provider.
Not someone you would ahng out with long term, a temporary solution to boredom/loneliness.
Someone you pick up when you need them and go without when you dont.
Can be applied to same-sex and opposite sex relationships, of the platonic or sexual nature.
In most cases the nature of the McFriendship goes one way, with one person being the consumer and the other the provider.
the person you email when bored at work because you know they will reply
the person you hook up with at the end of a night in town because they are there and you didnt pick up anyone else
cara: hey beth do you wana go out tonight?
beth: sure
cara: can you drive? i have no money
beth: you are such a user am i just a mcfriend to you??
adam: did you hook up with beth again last night? do you like her or something?
jimmy: nah shes just my mcfriend
the person you hook up with at the end of a night in town because they are there and you didnt pick up anyone else
cara: hey beth do you wana go out tonight?
beth: sure
cara: can you drive? i have no money
beth: you are such a user am i just a mcfriend to you??
adam: did you hook up with beth again last night? do you like her or something?
jimmy: nah shes just my mcfriend
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myfriendpassedout
A website that posts user submitted pictures of people who are asleep and the funny tricks their friends do to them.
Dude, You passed out last night and I drew a boob on your cheek, I'm sending the picture to myfriendpassedout.com
myfriendpassedout by Molly MoFo November 4, 2009
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myfriends
(noun) People who are your friends on myspace, mostly fake accounts.
(verb) When you tell all of your real myfriends to start spamming one myspace person that you do not like
(verb) When you tell all of your real myfriends to start spamming one myspace person that you do not like
(noun) I have alot of friends, not including my myfriends
(verb) I hate my girlfriend's myspace. I should myfriends her.
(verb) I hate my girlfriend's myspace. I should myfriends her.
myfriends by Greg Sepulveda June 26, 2007
MyFriend
Someone who you only know through MySpace, Friendster, Facebook or any other large networking website.
Typically, someone you've never met in real life.
Typically, someone you've never met in real life.
Q: Dude, do you know that girl who's leaving comments all over your page?
A: Nah, she's just a MyFriend.
A: Nah, she's just a MyFriend.
MyFriend by St. Bastard June 16, 2007
myfriendjeff44
A sexy individual with a massive cock. He also is incredibly handsome and takes his hobbies really seriously.
myfriendjeff44 by myfriendjeff44 April 12, 2023
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