McFriend

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Not as good as a real friend but you use one from time to time to fill a need.
Not someone you would ahng out with long term, a temporary solution to boredom/loneliness.
Someone you pick up when you need them and go without when you dont.
Can be applied to same-sex and opposite sex relationships, of the platonic or sexual nature.
In most cases the nature of the McFriendship goes one way, with one person being the consumer and the other the provider.

the person you email when bored at work because you know they will reply

the person you hook up with at the end of a night in town because they are there and you didnt pick up anyone else

cara: hey beth do you wana go out tonight?
beth: sure
cara: can you drive? i have no money
beth: you are such a user am i just a mcfriend to you??

adam: did you hook up with beth again last night? do you like her or something?
jimmy: nah shes just my mcfriend

McFriend by B* October 31, 2006

Words you can keep

McFriend Face

McFriend Face is a term for a friendly faced neighbourhood cat.

it's just a McFriend Face dicking with some tuna, Jean

McFriend Face by O'hara22 July 7, 2010

Related Words

McFriend • McFriend Face • mfriend • McFiend • Mefriends • Mxfriend • myfriendjeff44 • myfriendpassedout • my friend • Mac friend

myfriendpassedout

A website that posts user submitted pictures of people who are asleep and the funny tricks their friends do to them.

Dude, You passed out last night and I drew a boob on your cheek, I'm sending the picture to myfriendpassedout.com

myfriendpassedout by Molly MoFo November 4, 2009

Mxfriend

Someone's girlfriend or boyfriend who uses the they/them pronouns.

Boy 1: Oh, who's this one over here
Boy 2: That's my Mxfriend, Lilly

Mxfriend by Dr3amM3me December 2, 2021

myfriends

(noun) People who are your friends on myspace, mostly fake accounts.

(verb) When you tell all of your real myfriends to start spamming one myspace person that you do not like

(noun) I have alot of friends, not including my myfriends

(verb) I hate my girlfriend's myspace. I should myfriends her.

myfriends by Greg Sepulveda June 26, 2007

MyFriend

Someone who you only know through MySpace, Friendster, Facebook or any other large networking website.

Typically, someone you've never met in real life.

Q: Dude, do you know that girl who's leaving comments all over your page?

A: Nah, she's just a MyFriend.

MyFriend by St. Bastard June 16, 2007

Macfriend

Someone who appears to be a friend while convincing you to buy an Apple Mac. Once you buy a Mac and find out for yourself how unreliable it is, your friend is nowhere to be found.

I used to think Brad was a friend but now that I'm having trouble with my new Mac he is nowhere to be found. I should have known he was just a Macfriend.

Macfriend by Kuch June 17, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026