mikson
A person who is obsessed over a girl which does not want them at all, typically blonde and from a place of work / school
mikson by IhateMikolah December 16, 2024
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Mikon Moment
Mikon Moment by SwaggerServer April 15, 2020
Mikeonomics (theory)
An economic theory that a country adopts to grow its size immensely large in a short space of time without suffering from high inflation rates in the process.
Serbia's economy expanded from 50 billion USD to 350 billion USD in the space of two years due to Mikeonomics (theory).
Mikeonomics (theory) by kekelmeinshekel April 26, 2020
missonym
A reference or comparison which is exactly opposite of what is intended by the speaker/writer. A complete literary miss.
mibson
mibson by Trent Willis July 5, 2008
Misson Accomplished
Phrase that -- prior to the 'election' of George W Bush -- was used to mark the end of a mission. Now, the phrase "Misson Accomplished" is used sarcastically to mock someone who prematurely signals the end of an otherwise complicated and unfinished project.
How's that clone coming along?
Well, I put some of my fingernails and hairs on the copy machine and set it to run all night.
Misson Accomplished, my good man.
Well, I put some of my fingernails and hairs on the copy machine and set it to run all night.
Misson Accomplished, my good man.
Misson Accomplished by Yesdog September 4, 2006
Mison
A boy who likes his friends and won’t stop talking about how much he is in love with all of them. He is black with a buzz cut and is hella funny
Girl 1: isn’t that mison
Boy1: yeah he’s really funny
Girl 2: isn’t he dating his best friend
Boy2: of course he is it’s mison
Boy1: yeah he’s really funny
Girl 2: isn’t he dating his best friend
Boy2: of course he is it’s mison
Mison by Misery cooperation March 10, 2023
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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