mikson 

A person who is obsessed over a girl which does not want them at all, typically blonde and from a place of work / school

He’s such a mikson for Natalie, she does NOT want anything to do with him!

mikson by IhateMikolah December 16, 2024

Mikon Moment 

When a christian gamer comes out as gay and gets his computer access revoked.

That time Michael got his computer taken away was such a Mikon Moment.

Mikon Moment by SwaggerServer April 15, 2020

Mikeonomics (theory) 

An economic theory that a country adopts to grow its size immensely large in a short space of time without suffering from high inflation rates in the process.

Serbia's economy expanded from 50 billion USD to 350 billion USD in the space of two years due to Mikeonomics (theory).

Mikeonomics (theory) by kekelmeinshekel April 26, 2020

missonym 

A reference or comparison which is exactly opposite of what is intended by the speaker/writer. A complete literary miss.

Talking about the Toyota Volta as the "Priapus", where the figure Priapus had an erection he couldn't control is a missonym because sports cars indicate sexual impotence.

missonym by Jeff L July 28, 2004

mibson 

a Mibson is someone who will give you a blow job while you eat a sandwich.

Wow that is great sandwich you have may I give you a mibson while you eat it.

mibson by Trent Willis July 5, 2008

Misson Accomplished 

Phrase that -- prior to the 'election' of George W Bush -- was used to mark the end of a mission. Now, the phrase "Misson Accomplished" is used sarcastically to mock someone who prematurely signals the end of an otherwise complicated and unfinished project.

How's that clone coming along?
Well, I put some of my fingernails and hairs on the copy machine and set it to run all night.
Misson Accomplished, my good man.

Misson Accomplished by Yesdog September 4, 2006

Mison 

A boy who likes his friends and won’t stop talking about how much he is in love with all of them. He is black with a buzz cut and is hella funny

Girl 1: isn’t that mison
Boy1: yeah he’s really funny

Girl 2: isn’t he dating his best friend

Boy2: of course he is it’s mison

Mison by Misery cooperation March 10, 2023