Definitions by IhateMikolah

mikson

A person who is obsessed over a girl which does not want them at all, typically blonde and from a place of work / school

He’s such a mikson for Natalie, she does NOT want anything to do with him!

mikson by IhateMikolah December 16, 2024

When a person goes up to you, fullboxes and then stretched your anus while saying „200”.

I’m about to Dirty Mikolaj you if you don’t shut the fuck up.