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mikked by Brandon-N-C July 3, 2018
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Mads Mikkelsen
A mystical, foreign man hailing from Denmark, Mads ( pronounced "mass," sorry no mad puns here ) Mikkelsen was originally a gymnast and actor, then began his career in acting in 1996. He's known for playing incredibly sexy bad guys and seducing people with his smokey accent, brooding looks, and hot body. Notable moments in his acting career include literally busting James Bond's balls as the bloody-eyed villain Le Chiffre, ( who is great because he has an inhaler, and yet is still a badass and a helluva creepy dude ) kicking mythical beast ass in Clash of the Titans, and most recently, eating rude people as the cleverly-named Dr. Hannibal ( totally rhymes with Cannibal ) Lecter. He actively steals the reproductive organs of both dudes and dudettes on Tumblr, in particular. He speaks four languages, is pretty much always named the #1 hottest guy in Denmark, and he's sweet and humble as can be. When asked what scares him, he replied: "I don't like big lines to the restrooms when I just had four beers. It scares me, really."
Mads Mikkelsen. Total badass, Bond villain, Danish dude who eats the rude.
Mads Mikkelsen. Total badass, Bond villain, Danish dude who eats the rude.
Person 1: Did you see that French villain who busted Bond's balls?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Mads Mikkelsen?
Person 1: Yeah, I guess he was pretty mad.
Person 2: No, MADS Mikkelsen. Mads. It's his first name.
Person 1: OH, MADs. He must have been a really angry baby for his parents to name him that.
Person 2: *sighs heavily* ...rude.
Person 2: Oh, you mean Mads Mikkelsen?
Person 1: Yeah, I guess he was pretty mad.
Person 2: No, MADS Mikkelsen. Mads. It's his first name.
Person 1: OH, MADs. He must have been a really angry baby for his parents to name him that.
Person 2: *sighs heavily* ...rude.
Mads Mikkelsen by hannibalmorelikecannibal September 26, 2013
Related Words
get micked
A more cultured variation of "get fucked", and can be used in a variety of settings and incidents.
It doesn't even have to make sense when you say it.
It doesn't even have to make sense when you say it.
get micked by b3yonce October 13, 2021
Milked Out
- adjective
A term used by Milked Out Outfitters to describe the state of having enough milk in which a baby wants grown-up food. Being over milk; fed up with milk.
A term used by Milked Out Outfitters to describe the state of having enough milk in which a baby wants grown-up food. Being over milk; fed up with milk.
Milked Out by MOO_Baby December 23, 2020
Magic Miked
A verb to describe an action of a male with a desire to turn into a stripper to make their special someone feel good.
Typically performed by more dominant males, who understand the fantasies women have while watching the movie "Magic Mike"
Typically performed by more dominant males, who understand the fantasies women have while watching the movie "Magic Mike"
This song is so hot, it makes me want to Magic Mike her.
Guurrll, that bitch over there is getting Magic Miked, I wish my man would do that to me.
"Are you alright Jessica? You look like you're stuck in the clouds"
"I'm fine, I got Magic Miked last night. Can't think straight, it was so sexy"
Guurrll, that bitch over there is getting Magic Miked, I wish my man would do that to me.
"Are you alright Jessica? You look like you're stuck in the clouds"
"I'm fine, I got Magic Miked last night. Can't think straight, it was so sexy"
Magic Miked by Hee heee July 5, 2018
Your tits just got milked
Person 1 "You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering"
Crowd Shouting "ohhhh your tits just got milkeddddd"
Crowd Shouting "ohhhh your tits just got milkeddddd"
Your tits just got milked by IDFWU BITCH April 20, 2015
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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