Milked

Getting a hand job or getting sucked off by a male/female.

Cal, I just got milked by my girlfriend yesterday.

by theCheeseDawg69 February 02, 2020

Milked

When someone takes a joke too far, and it is no longer funny.

Guy 1 - HaHa dude your so feaking queer xD

Guy 2 - So... Your nans got webbed feet ^^

Guys 2's friend - YEAA FEET AND THEY'RE ALL CHEESY AND CRUSTY! HAHAHahaha

Guy 2 - ......You milked it.... -.-

by dontevenaskdude January 08, 2010

Milked

When a man. Who has not ejaculated for a long time receives a blowjob and errupts dramatically

Woman 1: hey so is your neighbor still stressed out about the test?
Woman 2: no he feels a lot better now that i milked him.

by MIssissilpiTeddy December 12, 2017

Milked

When you go to get cereal and you pour it then find out you have no milk.

Todd: Hey want some cereal ?

Jake: Sure

" Pours cereal" . " opens fridge, no milk."

Todd: We just got milked

by DaVirginator April 23, 2010

Milked

To manipulate someone into a gong show.

Jack Woods got milked last night

by AndreJohnson80 October 04, 2011

Milk

Something my dad is still looking for to this day.

David- Where’s your dad?
Johnny- Oh, um... he’s b-buying milk right now
David- Really? My dad is too.
Johnny- Do you want me to get the ice cream?
David- Y-yeah.

by no, luv❤️ April 27, 2020

Milk

A rare quest item that can take up to 15 years or more to get. It is very hard to obtain just because of how long it takes to get to it.

Kid: dad where are you going?
Dad: (staring intensely into the distance) to get some milk.

by Bob dinkledash January 13, 2019