michalski

A man who breathes dragons which in turn breathe fire laden with more dragons at his opponents. He's not one to be trifflin' with. He can turn any object into pure, uncut cocaine, which he then in turn eats for sustenance because regular food is below him. He has the cock of the constellation Orion (just look for star below Orion's belt, then imagine the distance between those stars... yeah.) and can swing it like a spider monkey jumping a 50 foot gap to catch that last falling coconut. Woman throw themselves from 40-story buildings in his direction at the very utterance of his name, surviving the fall only because Michalski is there to catch them, and then give them the red-hot dicking they so carelessly throw themselves towards him for. He can jump buildings, swallow lightning and piss rivers of whiskey. One bad-ass, motherfucker.

Girl: That guy over there is really cute. Do you think I'd have a chance?
Girl: I don't know hun... I've heard he's a huge Michalski.

by zerodroprate January 23, 2011

Michalski

To be involved in a photograph with a strong point of the finger.

We took the photograph at the party and Mike did the Michalski resulting in the loss of a friends eye

by Ayyyyyoooo October 24, 2018

Michalek

MI-HALL-EK - Noun.

1. a well hung man, usually of European descent.
2. a man with large penis.

1. Last night I was with a Michalek. I had to limp home I was hurting so much.
2. I could barely understand what the Michalek at the bar was saying. But I never orgasmed like that before.

by b-mac247 September 28, 2011

Alyson Michalka

gorgeous Disney Channel actress best known for playing the loveable Keely Teslow on Phil of the Future; 1/2 of the pop singing duo Aly and AJ; actually talented at singing, playing guitar, and writing music, unlike the other blonde Disney Channel pop singers (see Hilary Duff, Ashley Tisdale, who are also likeable but not so musically gifted).

Alyson Michalka and Ricky Ullman made a cute couple on POTF. Pheely for ever!

by Cecil F. November 27, 2006

Amanda Michalka

Amanda "AJ" Michalka is a member of the duo 78violet, formerly Aly & AJ. I actually prefer her vocals to those of Aly, I think her voice is somewhat smoother. She recorded a single for the move "Secretariat". She was once a model for catalogs.
She has been featured in various movies, such as "Super 8" and "The Lovely Bones", and can play a variety of instruments.

Amanda Michalka has a lovely voice, pity that only Alyson gets attention. It would be nice to see her record a solo albums.

by Calla Nightshade October 15, 2011

Jessica Michalik

An Australian teenage girl who was brutally crushed to death in the moshpit of the Sydney Big Day Out in 2001. She died during a Limp Bizkit performance, where the lead singer Fred Durst allegedly made "alarming and inflammatory" comments when a rescue effort was underway.
Now, instead of the normal minute of silence, every year at the Bid Day Out a 'minute of noise' is held in tribute of Jessica Michalik'd death.

The band Grinspoon performed at Jessica Michalik's funeral in 2001.

by Blackington October 6, 2006

AJ Michalka

AJ, part of the singing duo Aly & AJ, is the younger of the sisters by two years. She's cute, amazing, and a great singer. Her voice is slightly lower and huskier than her sister's voice, which makes it all the more unique.

Contrary to popular belief, AJ didn't use her sister to start her acting career. AJ started her acting career in 2002 while her sister began in 2005.

AJ Michalka is the complete epitome of awesome! Her sister is pretty cool too.

by AJROCKS December 14, 2008