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the name of a person who is the biggest bean in the world. mikhali is a genuinely caring and loving person.he attracts many people with his beautiful smile, hairs and eyes. his music taste is often amazing and he loves music. he loves his friends to great amounts and loves to be apart of his friends lives. he is so pure and amazing. mikhali is someone you WANT/NEED to be friends with.
he is gorgeous and looks so pure, he must be a mikhali
mikhali by youngdagerdick July 6, 2017
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Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.
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mikhalia 

a nice hilarious gorgeous friend, she is all ways smiling and super nice. If you get on her bad side good luck there is no coming back from that
mikhalia walked in the room making it happier.
mikhalia by m2246 November 2, 2018
A true lover, loves people with passion. Also is Greek.
Likes touching things
JESUS, It's a Mihali, a freak in the sheets. A damn Greek god. People adore him.
Mihali by Big Asian Thunder April 29, 2022

michalina 

unique name for unique girl. the most beautiful woman in the whole world. i once knew a michalina when i was younger, but i lost her. it is so rare to find someone like her, so when you do, never let her go. michalina's are witty and can always make you laugh more than anyone else. she isn't just beautiful but drop dead gorgeous. michalinas don't take themselves too seriously and are so fun, no matter what you're doing. she cares about you more than you ever thought someone possibly could. she is always so sweet and cute and one of the most carying people on the earth. michalina helps other people before herself. her smile is so perfect and makes you light up just seeing it. she is carefree, selfless and takes risks too. it is likely that michalina's are dancers or performers are they are theatrical and are incredible to watch. michalina's can be judgemental but in a good way and are always right. they are perfect mix of graceful and clumsy that can't be explained unless you know a michalina. they most likely have a few close friends who love them more than words can explain that they trust with the world. they pick up on signals quickly and can read you like a book. you can laugh with them and talk to them as they understand you more than anyone else does. they are so rare and are perfect in every way. if you are lucky enough to know a michalina, chances are that you only know one so be careful everybody wants a michalina in their life.
I think I'm in love with Michalina. I mean, she's just perfect.
michalina by passengerx March 20, 2019

Mihalinec 

MIHALINEC=Modest,Intelligent,Hilarious,Aggressive,loyal,Interesting,Nice,Energetic,Courageous!
Mihalinec's, The Croatian Sensations!
Mihalinec by Mihalinec Sensation September 29, 2010
The coolest girl you will ever meet. She always knows what to say to brighten your day and make you smile. She will always make sure that no one laughs alone. Mikalias are very noble and willing to lend a hand without ever asking for anything in return. If you ever find a Mikalia dont let her go. They are also drop dead gorgeous ;)
MIKALIA IS THE BEST
Mikalia by junkyarrd December 8, 2011
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