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mikhali

the name of a person who is the biggest bean in the world. mikhali is a genuinely caring and loving person.he attracts many people with his beautiful smile, hairs and eyes. his music taste is often amazing and he loves music. he loves his friends to great amounts and loves to be apart of his friends lives. he is so pure and amazing. mikhali is someone you WANT/NEED to be friends with.
he is gorgeous and looks so pure, he must be a mikhali
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Mikhail Kalashnikov

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.
by O. W. Tongueincheek February 8, 2022
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Michalina

Michalina is a beautiful woman. She is shy a little but when she knows you will want to her best friend or her boyfriend. Michalina is also a rare girl and name. Michalina is very funny and energetic. She loves sports. But what we all like about her is she doesnt put up with shit if you hurt somone she loves you won't know what hit you!. But she is very sweet and caring and will be yours forever. She loves boys with charming smile's and boys with galines and are of course cute if she picks you to be with her don't be stupid she will stand by your side and be there for you!.
1.boy Omg its Michalina should I ask her to the dance? 2.boy No way im asking her!
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mikhalia

a nice hilarious gorgeous friend, she is all ways smiling and super nice. If you get on her bad side good luck there is no coming back from that
mikhalia walked in the room making it happier.
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Michalina

The bestest friend anyone could ever have, who you can tell anything to and have the best laughs with.
Michalina is a brilliant friend.
by Kaylaa' August 18, 2010
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Mihali

A true lover, loves people with passion. Also is Greek.
Likes touching things
JESUS, It's a Mihali, a freak in the sheets. A damn Greek god. People adore him.
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michalina

unique name for unique girl. the most beautiful woman in the whole world. i once knew a michalina when i was younger, but i lost her. it is so rare to find someone like her, so when you do, never let her go. michalina's are witty and can always make you laugh more than anyone else. she isn't just beautiful but drop dead gorgeous. michalinas don't take themselves too seriously and are so fun, no matter what you're doing. she cares about you more than you ever thought someone possibly could. she is always so sweet and cute and one of the most carying people on the earth. michalina helps other people before herself. her smile is so perfect and makes you light up just seeing it. she is carefree, selfless and takes risks too. it is likely that michalina's are dancers or performers are they are theatrical and are incredible to watch. michalina's can be judgemental but in a good way and are always right. they are perfect mix of graceful and clumsy that can't be explained unless you know a michalina. they most likely have a few close friends who love them more than words can explain that they trust with the world. they pick up on signals quickly and can read you like a book. you can laugh with them and talk to them as they understand you more than anyone else does. they are so rare and are perfect in every way. if you are lucky enough to know a michalina, chances are that you only know one so be careful everybody wants a michalina in their life.
I think I'm in love with Michalina. I mean, she's just perfect.
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