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mikhaiel

The nicest guy that you will ever meet. They might finish last when it comes to girls but is the most wholehearted sexy man of all time. They have the biggest cock out of the entire friend group and will always have ur back.
Mikhaiel is a cool guy!
by Shan110 November 9, 2020
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mikhaiel

The sexiest guy in universe, he is shy and doesn't talk much but all the girls love him because of his big ding-dong
Mikhaiel has the biggest D ever makes you want to lick it.
by he is a magnet November 23, 2021
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Mikhail Kalashnikov

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.
by O. W. Tongueincheek February 8, 2022
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Mikhailo

Mikhailo is a Slavic mixed name. Meaning " Who is Like God".

The name is also most commonly known from the show 'Shameless'. Mickey Milkovich's real name is Mikhailo Aleksandr Milkovich.
1: You know where Mikhailo is?
2: Mickey? Yeah he's here.
by Depressedpenguin March 9, 2019
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Mikhaile

A male who's really shy, but once you get to know him he comes out of his shell and is really funny. He doesn't talk much until you get to know him.

He's cute, funny, nice, and sweet, but those are only a few of his great characteristics.

He makes a wonderful boyfriend and any girl is lucky of have him. Mikhaile Ramjohn,One of a kind
He is good .. but not compared to mikhaile
by Steffiiie March 29, 2013
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Mikhaela

She's the most wonderful girl you will ever meet, she will always be by ur side and never talk sh*t about you. You are gonna be really lucky to have a friend like her. You don't wanna loose her. People should not wanna mess with a Mikhaela because she would FUCKEN kick ur a**. She's the most smartest, intelligent, polite, kind, loving, prettiest girl you will ever meet! She's the most fucken hottest chick in the world bruh.

She's a #1 in soccer and she will break your ankles. I would say that she is the most wonderful human beings ever to exist.
Oh danmm, that sexy bitch is hella flyyy. It is definetly a mikhaela and there's no other one like her.
by Ayybubbly January 30, 2017
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Mikhaila

Amazing, best girl you could meet
beautiful, smart, caring, definition of someone everyone loves.
never a whore,nor slut
mikayla is more than likely an amazing girl
gets what she wants
never gives up
a great person overall
Mikhaila is an awesome person.
by randomwords January 20, 2009
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