To invest a massive amount of your life with a single overriding focus and goal that is all encompassing. To approach realization of this ultimate desire almost totally, to be 99% of the way there - and then to suddenly, entirely, and without question or any chance of ever being able to try again - you lose it... have it all ripped from your hands just as you thought you were about to grasp the grand dream. It's all gone.
For more than 8 solid years Mitt Romney tried and lived only for the purpose of becoming President and moments before he stepped into the Oval Office it was his great mittfortune to be kicked to the curb and left with the trash.
by wdmjr November 8, 2012
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Cliff: Hey, how did you do in fantasy football this week, even though I know you lost, haha.
Pete: mitfo turd
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by BigPete55 November 1, 2014
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Yousef: Starting from today, i will be posting everyday how many days left we have till the end of this year!
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by jesjous June 16, 2016
Get the mitfayeg mug.This is the first word you get if you try to text the word nigger from the T9 format on cell phones. When i want the word nigger i should get the word nigger first? What the fuck does this word even really mean?
Hey did you get my text about that damn nigger who stole all my KFC, watermelon, and kool-aid. No dude all i got was this stupid message saying that except you said it was mighfs. Man you really need to text me before you eat those hash brownies and fuck bottlenose dolphins.
by liveorletAddai July 10, 2010
Get the mighfs mug.1.a mintflood is where you are brushing your teeth and the mixture of saliva and toothpaste causes a mintflood
2.an insult
2.an insult
Clive: *brushing his teeth*
Andy:*pointing at clive* mintflood
or
Clive: andy your such a mintflood
andy :whos mum
Andy:*pointing at clive* mintflood
or
Clive: andy your such a mintflood
andy :whos mum
by Jeehana October 22, 2006
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by T. McGrath September 8, 2005
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