To invest a massive amount of your life with a single overriding focus and goal that is all encompassing. To approach realization of this ultimate desire almost totally, to be 99% of the way there - and then to suddenly, entirely, and without question or any chance of ever being able to try again - you lose it... have it all ripped from your hands just as you thought you were about to grasp the grand dream. It's all gone.

For more than 8 solid years Mitt Romney tried and lived only for the purpose of becoming President and moments before he stepped into the Oval Office it was his great mittfortune to be kicked to the curb and left with the trash.

Mittfortune by wdmjr November 8, 2012

Related Words

migtf • miltf • mintflood • mistfull • Migaffus • migf • migfa • Migferdi • Migfin • migfunk

mitfo

Move it the fuck out

Cliff: Hey, how did you do in fantasy football this week, even though I know you lost, haha.

Pete: mitfo turd

mitfo by BigPete55 November 1, 2014

mitfayeg

when a person displays enthusiasm towards something that is of little significance or requires a lot of unnecessary effort

Yousef: Starting from today, i will be posting everyday how many days left we have till the end of this year!
Jessica: mitfayeg

mitfayeg by jesjous June 16, 2016

mighfs

This is the first word you get if you try to text the word nigger from the T9 format on cell phones. When i want the word nigger i should get the word nigger first? What the fuck does this word even really mean?

Hey did you get my text about that damn nigger who stole all my KFC, watermelon, and kool-aid. No dude all i got was this stupid message saying that except you said it was mighfs. Man you really need to text me before you eat those hash brownies and fuck bottlenose dolphins.

mighfs by liveorletAddai July 10, 2010

mintflood

1.a mintflood is where you are brushing your teeth and the mixture of saliva and toothpaste causes a mintflood
2.an insult

Clive: *brushing his teeth*
Andy:*pointing at clive* mintflood
or
Clive: andy your such a mintflood
andy :whos mum

mintflood by Jeehana October 22, 2006

migf

Along the same lines as milf except that it instead of being a "mother I'd like to fuck", she is actually a mother I GET to fuck. Pronounced magiff.

My wife is a real MIGF.

migf by T. McGrath September 8, 2005

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026