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migtf by Frank Spain April 1, 2023
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Mittfortune
To invest a massive amount of your life with a single overriding focus and goal that is all encompassing. To approach realization of this ultimate desire almost totally, to be 99% of the way there - and then to suddenly, entirely, and without question or any chance of ever being able to try again - you lose it... have it all ripped from your hands just as you thought you were about to grasp the grand dream. It's all gone.
For more than 8 solid years Mitt Romney tried and lived only for the purpose of becoming President and moments before he stepped into the Oval Office it was his great mittfortune to be kicked to the curb and left with the trash.
Mittfortune by wdmjr November 8, 2012
mighfs
This is the first word you get if you try to text the word nigger from the T9 format on cell phones. When i want the word nigger i should get the word nigger first? What the fuck does this word even really mean?
Hey did you get my text about that damn nigger who stole all my KFC, watermelon, and kool-aid. No dude all i got was this stupid message saying that except you said it was mighfs. Man you really need to text me before you eat those hash brownies and fuck bottlenose dolphins.
mighfs by liveorletAddai July 10, 2010
migf
Along the same lines as milf except that it instead of being a "mother I'd like to fuck", she is actually a mother I GET to fuck. Pronounced magiff.
migf by T. McGrath September 8, 2005