miltf

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

see above

by *wanks cock* April 2, 2003

miltf

(milltff) noun. abbreviation for 'mother I'd like to fuck'

Tom: Whoa dude! Check out that woman over there!
Tim: She's totally fine and all...but I think that those are her children.
Tom: So? Then she's a miltf for sure!
Tim: Want me to babysit?

by Nedd Ludd December 28, 2005

miltf

mum i like to fuck orginated from, american pie.

also as braunys mum

u-oi braun man ya mums a miltf
braun-fuck you man your dead

by larry May 24, 2004

Miltf

'Mother's I'd like to Fuck' a variation of the 'Yummie Mummy' & 'Sexy Mother Figure' archetypes . Frequently seen pushing prams in public parks on the weekend. Physically radiant & clearly fertile, obviously more attached to the child than a nanny. Probably gagging for it.

1: Mmmmm, nice piece of miltf.
2: Where?, Oh yeah. I love summer.

by Abe Dew March 3, 2005

MILTF

stands for "mother I'd like to titty fuck"

ex: Damn, your mom has nice boobs, she's a MILTF.

by Mckennnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 18, 2008

MILTF

MILTF~ Mothers I Like To Facebook

Hey, Your mom is such a MILTF. I saw in her status she was having her nails done today!

by Mom of 2 Love of 1 January 16, 2010

MILTF

A varient of MILF, but with more love and anticipation. It also more proper, not leaving out any letters.

Mother-I'd-LOVE-To-FUCK.

1: Yo let's go to Milly's house!
2: FUCK no, we need to go to Steve's.
1: Why?
2: Because of his MILTF!
1 & 2: FUCK YEAH!

by Krpy June 26, 2009