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midnight maddness

It is best to avoid "midnight maddness" for it is the act upon a preferably sleeping person late at night where there are pranks of horrible unspeakable maddness. could be anything from writing on them, to super glue there hand to there balls.

(maddness is spelled incorectly for TradeMark reasons)
TTH

(TTH is also Trademarked so dont fucking use it unless i say so)
Me- Hey guys, gavin is out, lets midnight maddness on his back.
scotty- Thats tight huh!
midnight maddness by Nicknolty2 July 27, 2009
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Midnight Madness 

12:00 AM of the date when college basketball practice begins.

Colleges have midnight celebrations including split squad games and slam dunk contests
After we watch Doug Wiggins throw down a reverse 360 at Midnight Madness, we're going to Carriage House.

Midnight Madness 

The condition of extreme lack of good judgment that sets in usually after 11 pm and often on a Friday night after working a 12 hour shift and then staying up all night partying or gaming with no regard to your body's extreme physical demand for sleep.

Often characterized by waking up the next day and only having vague recollections of what extremely dirty things you said, did, or items of clothing you took off the night before.

Evidence of recent midnight madness includes an empty 12 pack of Mt. Dew (or an empty 5th), car parked sideways on the lawn, finding someone else's keys in your panties....and the inevitable awkward feeling when you catch your friends or your boss looking at you sideways.
I need a vaccine for Midnight Madness because every time I'm up till 3 am gaming, I get slammed with IM's from love besotted 19 year old boys the next day.
Midnight Madness by Ravenne1 August 11, 2009

Midnight Madness 

the kick off of the beginning of a high school sports season (usually football) in which a team practices at the earliest possible moment, so they can kick extra ass in all of their games. FOOOTTBAAALLLL!!
Johnny: "Hey are you going to midnight madness tonight?"
Jimmy: "Hell Yeah! Our football team is gunna be AWESOME this year!"
Johnny: "FUCK YEA!!"
Jimmy: "FOOOOTTTBAAALLLL!!!!!"
Midnight Madness by crazycaddy August 17, 2011

Midnight Madness 

An alcoholic shot consisting of 2 parts absinthe, 1 part Nyquil. Midnight madness refers to both an annual collegiate pep-rally gathering which occurs at midnight on many college campuses, and in this case refers to college students drinking Nyquil, a nighttime ailment preventative, combined with a wormwood and thujone based alcohol that can cause hallucinations and temporary cranial madness.
Give me a MIDNIGHT MADNESS shot, bro.
Midnight Madness by Hermanos March 1, 2011

Midnight Madness 

Malady characterized by extreme anticipation of Halo 2. Symptoms may include bumrushing EB Games at midnight for a copy of the game. Side affects may include playing the damn game until 4 in the morning and showing up to school with bleeding eyes.
Brian curesed himself for participating in that Midnight Madness, for he could no longer see and had just failed a AP Lit interpretation

Midnight Madness 

After drinking 1/2 gallon of Canadian Mist, doing any of the following:

1. Warming up frozen ice cream directly on a burner

2. Applicating butter to any known edible surface.

3. Walking in your sleep to any food source or other caloric beverages.
Me: Checkout Rivers over there, he's got another case of the 'Midnight Madness'.

Friend: Whoa Nelly, break at the HoHos and Ding Dongs - because the quivering man-boobs beast is about to strike!
Midnight Madness by @Skeletor@ January 22, 2004
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