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Hes a hot boy who is really sporty and can always make you laugh. He has loads of friends and everybody knows him. Hes skilled at sports and is clever even if he thinks he isnt.
"Omg who is that guy thrashing the other team."

"thats midlaj. He always wins."
midlaj by cinderella_bitch February 3, 2021
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midladder menace 

Clash Royale; a range of trophies where many people use cards such as; Elite Barbarians, Electro-Giants, Xbows, Mega-Knights, Lumberloon, Golem Nightwitch, etc. Typically level 13 or 14.
Bro I just lost to a guy with level 14 ebarbs and level 13 megaknight...
Yeah I hate midladder menaces...
midladder menace by MasterOfTime51 November 10, 2021
A place where there are a bunch of druggies and the sports teams suck
Wow you go to midlakes you must be terrible at sports
Midlakes by Carmen deaz September 27, 2017

midlander 

Someone from the Midlands in the UK, due to their geographical location in England is neither a Northern Monkey, or a Southern Fairy. A strong divide is fiercely argued between Northerners and Southerners as to who is better and lives at the better end of the country, in reality neither can speak English without strong and annoying accents and the Midlands is where the normal people live.
Chris is from Northampton so therefore is a Midlander, not a monkey or a fairy, and can talk and be understood correctly.
midlander by daniel horan July 26, 2007

midland mi 

A boring city full of snobby rich folks that keep everything hidden, also known as "pleasantville"
man def not midland mi that place sucks its boring
midland mi by pbb003800 April 8, 2011

Midland, Tx 

A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.
A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.
Midland, Tx by I made it out... January 8, 2009

midland valley high school 

this school is ASS. the school is full of country ass man whores who will do anything to get their 2 inch cocks in anyone. most of them vape in the nasty ass bathrooms which are INFESTED with roaches and rats. two people had sex in the new bathrooms, this school has multiple bomb threats every month and fights every week (mostly ghetto white girls) aka my cousin but i digress. this school is known for their ass football team but their MARCHING BAND???? even though they never get anything, they still good. this one teacher (name who will not be said) is ass. these ugly ass freshman comin from LBC are so musty
person 1: i love midland valley high school so much
person 2: no tf u don’t.
person 1: yes i do!
person 2: manwhore

person 3: i go to nahs its sm better
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