microsnack

A microsnack is a miniature snack which one consumes while waiting for their snack to finish microwaving.

While waiting the excruciatingly long 3 minutes it took for my left-over mac 'n' cheese to heat up, I decided to whip up a microsnack of PB&J.

by Pancakepower October 30, 2011

microsuck

A deragotory way of referring to Microsoft; usualy used by people who use alternative operating systems such as GNU/Linux, BSD, or Mac OS X.

<tech support> So you're using Windows XP?
<me> No, heck no. I don't put any of that Microsuck software on my computer.

by Peter October 28, 2004

Microsuck

An insult to refer to Microsoft for their errors in console gaming ventures, such as the way the backwards compatibility in the x-box360 is flawed and has trouble working sometimes with what should have been easy games to incorporate into the system. Thus the angry response of "Damn you Microsuck!"
And possibly a "Dear ass faces letter"

Murphy:Dude whats wrong?
Ryan:Damn Microsuck and their stupid system!
Murphy:What?
Ryan:Okay if the game lags out during KOTR2 and I die at the START thats a fail on Microsuck.

by Irish teddy bear April 6, 2009

Microshock

An immature cunt that ruins online events.

Dude, stop being such a Microshock.

by Fuckman35 January 2, 2010

Microsuck

Get head from a midget.

....cant think of an examle for microsuck. Find a midget and experience it for your self

by guy mcgee May 13, 2010

Microsuck

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia.

So what's Microsuck's biggest virus magnet this week?

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microscock

A penis so small a microscope is needed to see it.

I didn't even have a chance with the deaf, extremely drunk girl once she saw my microscock and started laughing hysterically.

by Archie the dog January 19, 2009