microsnack

A microsnack is a miniature snack which one consumes while waiting for their snack to finish microwaving.

While waiting the excruciatingly long 3 minutes it took for my left-over mac 'n' cheese to heat up, I decided to whip up a microsnack of PB&J.

microsnack by Pancakepower October 30, 2011

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microsuck

A deragotory way of referring to Microsoft; usualy used by people who use alternative operating systems such as GNU/Linux, BSD, or Mac OS X.

<tech support> So you're using Windows XP?
<me> No, heck no. I don't put any of that Microsuck software on my computer.

microsuck by Peter October 28, 2004

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Microsuck

An insult to refer to Microsoft for their errors in console gaming ventures, such as the way the backwards compatibility in the x-box360 is flawed and has trouble working sometimes with what should have been easy games to incorporate into the system. Thus the angry response of "Damn you Microsuck!"
And possibly a "Dear ass faces letter"

Murphy:Dude whats wrong?
Ryan:Damn Microsuck and their stupid system!
Murphy:What?
Ryan:Okay if the game lags out during KOTR2 and I die at the START thats a fail on Microsuck.

Microsuck by Irish teddy bear April 6, 2009