A microsnack is a miniature snack which one consumes while waiting for their snack to finish microwaving.
While waiting the excruciatingly long 3 minutes it took for my left-over mac 'n' cheese to heat up, I decided to whip up a microsnack of PB&J.
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<tech support> So you're using Windows XP?
<me> No, heck no. I don't put any of that Microsuck software on my computer.
<me> No, heck no. I don't put any of that Microsuck software on my computer.
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An insult to refer to Microsoft for their errors in console gaming ventures, such as the way the backwards compatibility in the x-box360 is flawed and has trouble working sometimes with what should have been easy games to incorporate into the system. Thus the angry response of "Damn you Microsuck!"
And possibly a "Dear ass faces letter"
And possibly a "Dear ass faces letter"
Murphy:Dude whats wrong?
Ryan:Damn Microsuck and their stupid system!
Murphy:What?
Ryan:Okay if the game lags out during KOTR2 and I die at the START thats a fail on Microsuck.
Ryan:Damn Microsuck and their stupid system!
Murphy:What?
Ryan:Okay if the game lags out during KOTR2 and I die at the START thats a fail on Microsuck.
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Get the Microsuck mug.I didn't even have a chance with the deaf, extremely drunk girl once she saw my microscock and started laughing hysterically.
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