Microshock

An immature cunt that ruins online events.

Dude, stop being such a Microshock.

by Fuckman35 January 2, 2010

microsuck

A deragotory way of referring to Microsoft; usualy used by people who use alternative operating systems such as GNU/Linux, BSD, or Mac OS X.

<tech support> So you're using Windows XP?
<me> No, heck no. I don't put any of that Microsuck software on my computer.

by Peter October 28, 2004

Microsuck

An insult to refer to Microsoft for their errors in console gaming ventures, such as the way the backwards compatibility in the x-box360 is flawed and has trouble working sometimes with what should have been easy games to incorporate into the system. Thus the angry response of "Damn you Microsuck!"
And possibly a "Dear ass faces letter"

Murphy:Dude whats wrong?
Ryan:Damn Microsuck and their stupid system!
Murphy:What?
Ryan:Okay if the game lags out during KOTR2 and I die at the START thats a fail on Microsuck.

by Irish teddy bear April 6, 2009

microcock

Bill Gates.

I'm not giving $200 to Microcock so I'll hack Windows xp activation.

by amnca November 5, 2003

microcock

A penis that is smaller than the ballsack. Often equals the size of a single peanut, and a person who has the microcock has trouble masturbating, thus using the left charging port of a TI-84 Plus calculator made by Texas Instruments.

-Wow, Andy has a fuckin microcock! It's a quarter inch long!
-Yay! My microcock grew by another millimeter! I definitely have to tell everyone on my myspace.

by uranmfer329 July 19, 2005

Microsuck

Get head from a midget.

....cant think of an examle for microsuck. Find a midget and experience it for your self

by guy mcgee May 13, 2010

microhooker

A person who seems to offer sex for no financial or emotional investment, but in practice makes a series of small demands which accumulate to a non-obvious significant investment.

"I thought she was good to go, but 80 bucks a later, I had to throw that microhooker back."

by Mr Punch December 17, 2008