microblack

When you find out that you are a small amount of black (less than 5%), For example through a DNA test

Friend: Hey my n*gga, how are you?
Me: Excuse me but that’s offensive to me, i’m actually microblack

by Golden flying pig July 31, 2018

microbaked

The inadequate high one acheives after smoking a less than desired or needed amount of marijuana.

"Dude, I'm microbaked. I woke so late this morning, I only had chance to toke half a doobie."

by witchytink September 28, 2009

microsnack

A microsnack is a miniature snack which one consumes while waiting for their snack to finish microwaving.

While waiting the excruciatingly long 3 minutes it took for my left-over mac 'n' cheese to heat up, I decided to whip up a microsnack of PB&J.

by Pancakepower October 30, 2011

microblading

When you stick a butter knife in your genitalia (usually male) and twist.

"Man, I caught Jimmy Neutron microblading in his room last night.

by d4ddyl0ngl3gs November 14, 2017