micronaut 

a male human with a small penis who is completely unaware or unable to accept his diminuitive size and believes he can "conquer the universe" of women

Susan: I slept with Peter last night.

Friend: Oh yeah, how was he? He seems like THE MAN about town. Does he have big one?

Susan: OMG! No, he is such a micronaut. You wouldn't even know based on how he thinks he can get women.

micronaut by freshfields April 1, 2010

micrognathia 

micrognathia is a condition where the lower jaw is abnormally small, resulting in a very weak chin. People with micrognathia looks extremely ugly and is very annoying to look at. Most of them got personality disorders too. In conclusion, they should be executed immediately. Someone should start a genocide on people with micrognathia soon.

Guy 1: Oh shit! My CT scan result came in, I have final stage cancer!
Guy 2: At least it's not micrognathia

micrognathia by micrognathiapatient May 3, 2023

Micronites 

Imaginary "little-people" or "micro-people" that psychotics claim to see or hear.

The assassin that killed John Lennon, Mark D. Chapman, fantasized that he was King over the "Micronites" that lived in his walls.

Micronites by Rosskopf December 20, 2013

Microaster 

The mixture of a Toaster and a Microwave.

KYLE: Dude, their selling microasters on eBay for 35 bucks!

BRANDON: Really? That's Lame.

AUSTIN: Your lame!

KYLE: Word.

Microaster by ASteezy June 11, 2008

microbating 

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.

microbating by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

microanus

A concerning deficiency in which a man or woman has an abnormally small and concerning anus. A magnifying glass of some sort would be required to see this quite pathetic-looking genitalia.

Suzy Q: Aight, I gotta take a shit.
Bo: Same here.
Suzy Q: Of course you do.

~49 minutes later~
Suzy Q: Ayo, Bo! You doing alright there?
Bo: We've got a problem.
Suzy Q: Oh shit, do you have a... microanus. No wonder you're taking so god damn long! HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET THE SHIT OUT, YOU FUCKER.
Bo: ... aight

microanus by nutmachine696 February 19, 2018

Grand Unified Micronational 

The second best micronational organization

The Cupertino Alliance is superior to the Grand Unified Micronational

Grand Unified Micronational by basedandreadpilled December 20, 2020