2 definitions by freshfields
a male human with a small penis who is completely unaware or unable to accept his diminuitive size and believes he can "conquer the universe" of women
Susan: I slept with Peter last night.
Friend: Oh yeah, how was he? He seems like THE MAN about town. Does he have big one?
Susan: OMG! No, he is such a micronaut. You wouldn't even know based on how he thinks he can get women.
Friend: Oh yeah, how was he? He seems like THE MAN about town. Does he have big one?
Susan: OMG! No, he is such a micronaut. You wouldn't even know based on how he thinks he can get women.
by freshfields April 1, 2010
a poorly kept vagina; a vagina with poor hygiene; foul female genital order; extraordinary, wild overgrowth of hair in female pubic area
vagina + disgusting= vasgusting
vagina + disgusting= vasgusting
Wow, Gina is vasgusting today. I can smell her from across the room. She may need to go for a Brazilian wax and get some Summer's Eve wash to handle that cooch.
by freshfields April 1, 2010