micromental

A topic broached by couples to ensue an argument that has no basis in reality.

We have just wasted over an hour arguing over a subject that is entirely micromental.
Coined by Marsha Metheny

by Mars12321 November 7, 2018

micromental

A topic broached by couples that consumes an inordinate amount of time in arguments. Or a person who is small minded and focuses intensely on minutiae with no basis in fact.

Why are we arguing about this micromental topic?
You are one micromental asshole!

by Mars12321 November 8, 2018

macromental

1) increasing rapidly by irregular degrees or additions.
2) A rapid or profound change
3) Thinking outside pre-existing norms
4) A vast and expansive amount

There was a macromental increased in Jeffrey's bank account after the windfall of his investments.

by jeteye May 2, 2009

micromentoring

When your mentor cares so much they want to help you with literally everything. Well intentioned, but it's nice to go to the bathroom without help

Brendon has good intentions, but with him micromentoring me I won't ever figure out how to survive in the wild

by juneen November 29, 2018

micromeal

Shortened version of 'Microwave meal'

Man, I'm running late! I think I'm gonna do a Micromeal instead of cooking that roast dinner.

by RichCorb January 19, 2005

Microdenial

The act of denying ones micropenis

Guy: ha you got a smal pipi.
Guy2: nooooooooooo stop ptojecting.
Guy: Hahaha stop the microdenial my boy.
Guy2: stop being a cuck

by Tjash Dolencyevic September 27, 2019

Micropenalized

When you encounter the man of your dreams only to realize u need a magnifying glass to find his disturbingly small penis in your hand, well two fingers... which then makes you feel like a pedophile unwillingly.

After we got comfortable at his place things got heated and I caressed his loins only to discover I had been micropenalized and felt sick to my stomach right after and ran to the bathroom...

by KOOLKITTY April 24, 2020