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micromental 

A topic broached by couples that consumes an inordinate amount of time in arguments. Or a person who is small minded and focuses intensely on minutiae with no basis in fact.
Why are we arguing about this micromental topic?
You are one micromental asshole!
micromental by Mars12321 November 8, 2018

macromental 

1) increasing rapidly by irregular degrees or additions.
2) A rapid or profound change
3) Thinking outside pre-existing norms
4) A vast and expansive amount
There was a macromental increased in Jeffrey's bank account after the windfall of his investments.
macromental by jeteye May 2, 2009

micromentoring 

When your mentor cares so much they want to help you with literally everything. Well intentioned, but it's nice to go to the bathroom without help
Brendon has good intentions, but with him micromentoring me I won't ever figure out how to survive in the wild
micromentoring by juneen November 29, 2018

micromeal 

Shortened version of 'Microwave meal'
Man, I'm running late! I think I'm gonna do a Micromeal instead of cooking that roast dinner.
micromeal by RichCorb January 19, 2005

Microdenial 

The act of denying ones micropenis
Guy: ha you got a smal pipi.
Guy2: nooooooooooo stop ptojecting.
Guy: Hahaha stop the microdenial my boy.
Guy2: stop being a cuck
Microdenial by Tjash Dolencyevic September 27, 2019

Micropenalized 

When you encounter the man of your dreams only to realize u need a magnifying glass to find his disturbingly small penis in your hand, well two fingers... which then makes you feel like a pedophile unwillingly.
After we got comfortable at his place things got heated and I caressed his loins only to discover I had been micropenalized and felt sick to my stomach right after and ran to the bathroom...
Micropenalized by KOOLKITTY April 24, 2020
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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