kirupa's definitions

Awesome Square Law

A mathematical relationship that states the following: When two entities of awesomeness come into contact with each other, the result is something super-awesome that is the square of the total awesomeness each one brought individually.

When Batman and Superman combined forces to fight evil, the awesome square law went into effect and created an unstoppable force of good.

Other examples of the Awesome Square Law include:
1. Kenan and Kel
2. Simon and Garfunkel
3. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson
4. Karl Malone and John Stockton
5. Bert and Ernie

by kirupa February 4, 2013

bamboozled

A term used to describe an ambush involving bamboo shoots.

To avoid getting bamboozled, it is recommended one wear heavy armor and protective eye gear.

by kirupa March 6, 2013

awksome

An event that is both awkward and awesome at the same time.

Watching young kids and/or old people fall down the stairs is pretty awksome.

by kirupa March 6, 2013

behooven

Obligated to or peer-pressured into

Just because I like eating dessert first doesn't mean you have to feel behooven to do so likewise.

by kirupa March 18, 2013

kertruffle

A commotion caused by a misunderstanding that involves truffles and truffle-related things.

A kertruffle broke out between two warring clans over who gets to control the rights to the truffle mine.

by kirupa March 31, 2013

purpular

Having the color of purple

Barney is a purpular dinosaur that has "enriched" the lives of many children and their parents.

by kirupa April 9, 2013

hoodie

An article of clothing invented by Mark Zuckerberg that features many unnecessary pockets and a hood.

The success of Facebook is directly attributed to Mark Zuckerberg's deft use of the hoodie.

by kirupa February 15, 2014