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michael richardson 

A little knob jockey who always wants to be gang raped
I'm in the mood for a Michael richardson right now
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Michael Richards 

An American actor best known for playing Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld, who later became infamous for a racist, obscenity laden tirade in November of 2006 while performing at the Laugh Factory.
Michael Richards took his place alongside Mel Gibson and George Allen as guys whose mouths are bigger than their brains.
Michael Richards by jesster79 November 23, 2006

michael richards 

n. social faux pas that involves accidentally offending one or more groups of people
"Oh man, I totally pulled a Michael Richards at work today. The women there really hate me now."
michael richards by Bob Gunderson November 28, 2006

Michael Richards 

"Kramer" from Seinfeld that got grilled for saying a word black people say 20 times an an hour.
Michael Richards: He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger!
Michael Richards by Adrian January 10, 2007

Michael Richards 

An actor who unfortunately made racist rants at a comedy club, and now has to suffer rehab and all those stupid things. The things he said were morally wrong, but it was obvious that he was simply angry at those men, and when we are angry we say the things that we think will hurt them the most. He clearly has anger management problems, but it's unfair for men like Al Sharpton to be trying to completely destroy him for it.
Wow that was stupid of Michael Richard to say the things he said. Now Michael Richards can't convince anyone that he may not be a racist.

Michael Richards Syndrome

A condition when a celebrity becomes so famous for playing one role, song, character, media, etc... that when they try to move to something different, it goes horrible wrong or fails immediately. Or in visual media, when a celebrity plays characters on different shows that are different in name, but the same in personality and demeanor. Can vary in degrees, from minor to very severe. They are usually not flexible when it comes to their performance.
AKA: Michael Richards Disease/Disorder
"Ed O'Neill has Michael Richards Syndrome in that he will always be Al Bundy, but it is a minor case because can still play some other decent characters"

"Joe Pesci has always plays the same character in everything he is in: a easily angered short person, he has Michael Richards Syndrome"

Michael Richards 

You know who he is. If not, you're either living under a rock, stupid, or didn't live through the '90s.

Due to his recent display of 'hateful' douchebaggery at L.A.'s Laugh Factory, he's been branded as a racist prick, Grand Wizard of the KKK, the second coming of Hitler, etc. I don't think he's racist. An insecure loser who deserves public ridicule, yes. He probably just felt trapped at the moment so he came out swinging with whatever he had.

Racial slurs are the lamest kind of insults. They don't attack the guy's personality, looks, or intelligence (all of the easy targets); they just attack his race. If calling a punk heckler the n-word is the only way you can stand up to him, you obviously lack the sharp wit for this line of work.
My friend called Michael Richards a hateful racist, but I knew he was just a has-been actor who couldn't even insult someone correctly.
Michael Richards by snogolontz August 25, 2008
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