5 definitions by Bob Gunderson

tour de stade

Literally: "tour of stadium"
This is when you, in the words of Jack from Lost, "run all the steps in every section of a stadium up and down."

Jack: It was a Tour de Stade.
Sarah: What?
Jack: When you run all the steps in every section of a stadium up and down.
Sarah: Why would you do that?
Jack: I'm intense.
Sarah: Did you finish?
Jack: No, I hurt my ankle.
Sarah: That sucks for you.
-from Lost season 2 episode 1

by Bob Gunderson April 7, 2006

seventh page slump

A phenomena observed when one is writing a ~10 page paper and finds oneself stuck at or around page 7. This is often followed by 3 very awkward pages consisting of extra sentences and/or paragraphs which needlessly flesh out the body of the paper.

Everything was going fine on that 10 pager I had due today. Then I hit the seventh page slump.

by Bob Gunderson April 19, 2006

michael richards

n. social faux pas that involves accidentally offending one or more groups of people

"Oh man, I totally pulled a Michael Richards at work today. The women there really hate me now."

by Bob Gunderson November 28, 2006

link surfing

Traversing the Web by clicking links within web pages. This technique is often used on encyclopedia sites like Wikipedia.

I spent three hours link surfing Wikipedia last night. I started at Blur (band) and somehow ended up at Folie à deux.

by Bob Gunderson May 1, 2007

type-by

Like a driveby, but on internet message boards. Usually occurs when a noob makes a mistake and the rest of the board jumps all over them with insults, etc.

Wow, did you hear about SaucyJoe477? He got hit by a major type-by yesterday. All kinds of teh insults were thrown at him. What a lamez0r!!!11one!

No, I did not hear about that. How odd, yet interesting.

Yes, I agree, but only somewhat.

by Bob Gunderson November 9, 2005